matt oak

EXTRA LIFE TIME I am again fundraising for Extra Life and Seattle Children's Hospital with 24 hrs of gaming Nov 7-8. Every $10 gets into the MEGA RAFFLE, I have an amazing incentive homemade quilt you can enter to win, and if I reach goal, I'm donating MY HAIR. dd.extra-life.org/participants...

obama wore a tan...wait I mean joked about a cheesecake much bigger deal

Netsuite convention 2026: AI is taking my job

NYPD chuds so mad cuz they can't dunk

pineapple goes on pizza

oh god there's a monopoly pinball machine on the conference expo floor I'm about to destroy these fuckin nerds

13 dollar ass dos equis bottle jesus wept Vegas has lost it's way

does cheesecake factory even HAVE avocado toast

first time flying out of gate A1 at SeaTac. luxurious. ugh, to Vegas I go.

dumb

uhhhh I don't think he swung there

the only dudes worth a damn in society are made of baskets I have lubrication questions but 10/10 romance

tonight's movie: WICKER this is gonna be so good cmon

tonight's movie: Wicker excited to see this one let's get horny on like wicker baskets idk

I would tell whoever gave me this to bet in poly market whether or not I'm gonna pay my tab get fucked

pretty sick of my 4-a-day brain meds going up in cost every refill. i'm against it.

does this email that my Instagram got updated to a meta account mean I should delete Instagram cuz that sucks if so is tiktok better or worse than Instagram I can only stand one video share platform

6 in a row over 400m today absolutely flamethrowing. sometimes the pinball is good for no reason! still want to beat my 1.3b but it's on the way.

omg Jurassic Park pinball I am crushing this thing today but need more. this dumb mode score but 580m total score is NOT A BILLION

nobody should fucking care nationalism is a disease stop playing the anthem take your pick

super healthy outlook on the diagnosis. not easy to keep the head space there.

Seattle legend. RIP. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

what the fuck why are these kit kats so fucking good you know how many stale tootsie rolls and bit o honey we had to eat and you got kit kats that taste like French toast I hate kids

greenwood gas line work continues, whole neighborhood smells like gas. please don't go boom again, greenwood.

it's puzzle season suckas

i hate harry kane

it is absolutely terrifying how many completely drunk people I've watched drive by in the last 20 minutes

I mean uh no thanks? Duffy doesn't exactly add any confidence either.

slow horses finale you CRAZY

this movie rocked

always been me new dumb me still me

donate to my extra life or I'll snipe you like a little 1 inch alien with a nerf gun bsky.app/profile/matt...

bar story time. challenge was to shoot this little green alien off a pint glass from idk 15 feet with this dumb knock off nerf gun. I won.

these are good skeet it

110m one day, struggle for 10m the next. medieval madness pinball is mad at me for something

thatsa butt

pull tabs in a bucket were moving of their own accord I have to buy some

medieval madness pinball replay again today but only like 60m 110 Jurassic Park replay that I got real mad at good pinball day again

leave your mark on life

20 and select the incentive!