Matty Golden

Hi, it’s me! Likes: - Movies - Video Games -Theme Parks - Outdoor Activities - Dancing - Taking my shirt off - Anything with friends/good people Dislikes: - Mean People

I can finally host but I don’t want any of the guys nearby to come over 🙂

I play Fortnite now by the way.

Wait it almost been a year. I should make another one of these.

What day is it?

I don’t have credit card debt, I have sleep debt.

I took 22,000 steps today. I don’t have to workout then, right?

Do y’all need a new thirst trap from me? Or should I just keep it to insta and snap stories?

Apparently the thing on TikTok right now is the ninja water purifier and people turning orange juice and soda and pickle juice back into water but has anyone pissed in it yet?

IM SICK AND TIRED OF WAITING FOR KINGDOM HEARTS (non cloud version) ON SWITCH

Is ANYONE watching Furious??

Arg!

I guess I’m 3 years old 👶🏻

This weekend was a movie 🥰

Hi 🥱

Hi 💦

Hi 💦

Hi

I saw the little odyssey picture. Very loud.

Did I tell y’all I moved? Got ny couch delivered today!

I need a vacation

If you suck on a vape you should just suck on a dick

I wanna be the very best like no one ever was… but I have a job

Last post was BEFORE doing 25 pushups so just imagine what I look like NOW! 😏

I did get new undies. A little expensive but oh so comfy!

What’s good for the Goose is good for the Grindr.

I do need gay underwear recs (that don’t break the bank) please

Shook some ass last night for the last weekend of pride 🙂‍↕️ with @mattypi.bsky.social

Just realized I’m wearing the same shirt that’s in my profile pic right now.

🏠 of the 🐉

Personality sweet tea, body mean tea

Miss this place

Mandalorian and Grogu review:

I’m almost to episode 500 of One Piece. How should I celebrate?

I’m looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 5’6”, blue eyes… wait…

I’m looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 5’6”, blue eyes… wait…

People would rather die than stay seated till it’s their row’s turn to exit the plane.

This is what I look like now

People would rather die than stay seated till it’s their row’s turn to exit the plane.

Orange chicken is, and always will be, that bitch.

Who wants to let me hold it?

Ohmahgod I love Pokopia Pokopia is mah liiiiiiiife

Instead of going home and playing Pokemon in bed I went to the gym and played Pokemon while running on the treadmill and riding the bike thingy

I am your MOTHER!

Where can I get Pokemon snow pants?

Haven’t gotten sweaty in a dark warehouse surrounded by hot shirtless men in a while…

I keep getting debt reduction ads on insta but I don’t have debt.