Matty!

If you’re still using your real human face as your profile picture, leave a post and I’ll assign you your very own fursona.

Vyper just wants to learn more bolo tricks, Silver! Work in Progress, am I missing anything? Any suggestions for better dialogue? #art #furryart #furry #dragon #scalie #deadlock

He looks like Deputy Travis from Reno 9/11.

I’d imagine catching them would be pretty easy. We just need to stake out the truck delivering the butter.

“Smash and crab”

I’m impressed at how many deadlock players actually RP as their characters.

who knew stealing the urn would turn a guy into their character

See @growthslut.bsky.social…? I stole it, just like I told you I would. Anyway… #MattyCommissionIdeas

All things considered, she seems like a nice young lady. Like, she’s the only one there without a gun, and she actually has her study supplies!

I’m constantly taken aback by the fact that the Conjuring movies are apparently good…? Like, I’m so turned off by the fact that they turned the ‘real’ Annabelle from a Raggedy Ann doll into that… Let alone all my grievances shit the Warrens.

Annabelle Opens Up About Struggle Of Being Typecast As Haunted Doll https://theonion.com/annabelle-opens-up-about-struggle-of-being-typecast-as-haunted-doll/

#deadlock

Years Of Learning To Love Self Undone By Single Glimpse Of Body In Self-Checkout Camera https://theonion.com/years-of-learning-to-love-self-undone-by-single-glimpse-of-body-in-self-checkout-camera/

It’s #Halloween aka NIGHTMARE NIGHT if you’re a pony! How about some #mylittlepony to celebrate @ponyvilleciderfest.com allowing me to be a guest next month?

Say hello to Cassie! A bit of a preview of something I'm cooking up, she's a huge dork! You'll love to hear she LOVES tinies!

She's a bit of a loser, spends most of her free time jorking it to the thought of being having a tiny at her mercy! But tinies aren't real right? Something something science means they can't be? But then she finds YOU! She's kind of a work on progress but I love her

Undeadi and Goblina (they are going to Blight Boar)

I can't really believe it but it seems to be the case that the Times has not covered a credible accusation of rape against the President of the United States, but has two solid stories on Obama's cheesecake factory quip.

I'm not gonna lie: I've missed republicans shitting themselves to death over the fact that Obama is smarter and wittier than they'll ever be.

True warriors don't believe in IP infringement.

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Who ordered the large snilkshake?

Uploaded an aweosome thiiiing! And kinda gushed way too much! But you will never get how much this commission means to me! Thank you so much @raddareep.bsky.social and especially @spookyunicornus.bsky.social who's responsible for the actual piece! www.furaffinity.net/view/6684185...

My snow owl says trans rights. 🏳️‍⚧️

Any well written bugs bunny has to be just a little bit of a thot.

Halloween season is here, and it's never too early for parents to start inspecting the candy their children consume. Be sure to look for the telltale signs that their treats may have been tampered with:

After 9 years I'm finally sitting down and giving my favorite gluttonous walking trashcan a proper design. Full ref coming eventually.

Mariana Trench Once Again Named Worst Place To Raise Child https://theonion.com/mariana-trench-once-again-named-worst-place-to-raise-ch-1819575833/

BILL NYE THE CAMPAIGN GUY

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Paige 📚 #deadlock

Bishoujo Sadako 💅 #art #Halloween #horrorbishoujo