Sir Minimus the Haunted 👻 (Maximus the Himbo)

HELLO I AM MAX. HERE ARE SOME MAX FACTS. I HAVE TWO OLDER SISTERS. THE SMALL ONE IS PHOEBE AND THE BIG ONE IS LILLY. THERE IS A PORCH CAT NAMED BUDDY THAT I WANT TO MEET ONE DAY. I LOVE TO PLAY AND POUNCE AND JUMP. AND I LOVE MAKING NEW FRIENDS.

IT’S HARD WORK TO BE THIS CUTE.

I DON’T WANNA WAKE UP. FIVE MORE MINUTES.

MOM TOOK THIS AND SAID I LOOK CUTE. I THINK I LOOK LIKE A DOOFUS.

MOM SAYS IT’S SPOOKY MONTH. SO I’M TRYING TO BE SPOOKY. DID IT WORK?

I HAVE BEEN ABSENT. MOM WAS WORKING HARD AFTER SPENDING A WEEK WITH ME. AND SHE HOGGED THE PHONE. BUT I’M BACK.

GETTING VERY SLEEPY. TIME FOR MY FOURTH NAP OF THE DAY.

MY SISTER WAS DOING A TOASTER INSPECTION. SHE IS VERY BRAVE. I AM TERRIFIED OF THE TOASTER.

I LOVE CATNIP I LOVE CATNIP I LOVE CATNIP ILOVECATNIP

WHAT. WHY ARE YOU STARING. SOMETHING IN MY FUR?

MOM HAS BEEN HOME THIS WEEK. AND LOOKS KINDA SICK. DAD IS TAKING CARE OF HER. I AM TAKING CARE OF HER TOO.

MOM SAYS IT'S SPOOKY SEASON. SO I, MAXIMUS, WILL GO AS THE SCARIEST THING I CAN IMAGINE. MINIMUS.

phoebe here again. i am really happy. when i am happy my tail gets really fluffy. i guess max doesn’t have that option.

MOM HAD TO CLEAN MY BUTT TODAY. BECAUSE I POOPED MY PANTS. SOMETIMES I GET ANXIOUS, AND MY TUMMY HURTS. MOM TAKES CARE OF ME THOUGH.

my name is phoebe. my little brother kept saying stuff on here. so i wanted to see what all the fuss was about. who are all these strangers. sounds scary.

Goblin training. 💪🏻 Photo from my collection, no date/info.

GOOD MORNING. MOM IS MAKING MY BIG SISTER EAT WITH ME. I LOVE MY BIG SISTER. I WAS SO HAPPY I ASKED DAD FOR UPPIES.

MOM GAVE ME FLEA MEDS. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HER. HOW DARE SHE CARE ABOUT MY WELL-BEING. WHY IS THERE AN BEING IN THE WELL ANYWAY.

MOM PLAYED WITH ME YESTERDAY. SO SHE SLEPT IN. I DID TOO. I WAS SO SLEEPY I FORGOT HOW TO USE MY TUNNEL.

MOM DIDN’T PLAY WITH ME MUCH YESTERDAY. SO I MADE SURE TO WAKE HER UP BY CHEWING ON HER HAIR. AND KNOCKING EVERYTHING OFF THE NIGHTSTAND. I EVEN STARTED TO KNOCK OVER MY FULL WATER DISH. I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG. I JUST WANTED TO PLAY. AT 3AM.

A Comfortable Man!!

I WANT TO VISIT MY FRIEND. BUT MOM SAYS WHEN I GO OUTSIDE I “FREAK OUT” AND “JUST HIDE UNDER THE CAR” AND “GET ALL DIRTY”. AND “YOU DON’T LIKE IT OUT THERE, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HATE IT EVERY TIME.” I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT MEANS I CAN’T GO OUTSIDE THOUGH.

HELLO. I AM TIRED FROM THE HORRORS OF HAVING MY CLAWS CLIPPED. TIME TO RELAX. SO I SPLOOT.

I VOLUNTEER AS A SISTER INSPECTOR. MY OLDEST SISTER WAS ACTING VERY STRANGE DURING MY FIRST INSPECTION. WITH MY MIDDLE SISTER’S TIP I WAS ABLE TO DIAGNOSE HER WITH A CASE OF THE ZOOMIES.

MOM HAS LOTS OF NICKNAMES FOR ME. SHE CALLS ME LITTLE MAN. AND BOOGER. THE MOST. WHAT’S AN BOOGER. ?

I AM KING OF THE TUNNEL. NONE SHALL PASS. UNLESS THEY HAVE A TREAT. THEN YOU CAN PASS.

MOM WANTED TO FILM ME HAVING SOME FUN. SO I DECIDED TO SHOW OFF. WHEEEEEEEEE. !!!!!!!

GOOD MORNING. MOM AND DAD LEFT FOR A LONG TIME YESTERDAY. THEY SAID THEY WERE GOING TO PLAY “DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.” I DUNNO WHAT THAT IS. BUT MY HOUSE FELT LIKE A DUNGEON AS I WAITED FOR THEM TO COME HOME. AND THE TIME WAS DRAGGING. SO MAYBE I PLAYED DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS TOO.

📣 Attention Hedgewatchers, please welcome Max @maxalot.bsky.social to the #Hedgewatch Team. 😻

I WENT TO THE VET YESTERDAY. IT WAS REALLY SCARY. BUT THE CAR RIDE WAS FUN. CAN WE GO AGAIN?

MOM SAID I SHOULD MAKE A POST FOR #CATURDAY. DAD LIKES IT WHEN I DO THE SPLOOT. SO HERE I AM SPLOOTING FOR MY NEW FRIENDS.

MOM IS UP NOW. NOW THAT MOM IS AWAKE I CAN GO BACK TO SLEEP. IT IS HARD WORK BEING A CAT.

GOOD MORNING. MOM WANTS ME TO STOP WAKING HER UP BY EATING HER HAIR. BUT HOW ELSE WILL I GET HER TO FEED ME. SHE SAYS I ALREADY HAVE FOOD IN MY BOWL. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING.

SO MANY FRIENDS. I AM ALL FRIENDED OUT. GOODNIGHT INTERNET. I AM HIDING UNTIL MORNING.

@hedgewatchers.bsky.social I AM MAX. I WANT TO WATCH HEDGES. BUT WITH FRIENDS. CAN I JOIN YOU. ? THIS IS MY MOM. IN CASE YOU NEEDED TO KNOW.

MOM SAYS I AM HIMBO. BUT I THINK I AM HIMBEST.

HELLO I AM MAX. I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE AN INTERNET. BUT MY MOM SAYS I AM VERY HANDSOME AND WILL MAKE LOTS OF FRIENDS. WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND. ?