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Why are we taking Araujo off?

Florian Wirtz is DEFINITELY the problem. How could he let that goal go in? Why hasn't he taken the game by the scruff of the neck?

@mrrambler.bsky.social just came here to say, she lasted .25 Scaramuccis

How the fuck is Luke Shaw still on the field?

Yanited vs Spurs: the Doo Doo Garbage Derby

I don't know if he'll ultimately become a legend at Liverpool or not, but Florian Wirtz is feeding generations of simpleton pundits and clout-chasing content creators out here. At this rate, he may actually end world hunger. Maybe even bring about world peace.

Jacquet is such an upgrade on Konate, it’s not even funny

A lot of people have insinuated that Michael Oliver is somehow bought by Man City. Maybe, but unlikely. There’s a simpler explanation anyway. He’s an incompetent and petty little bitch.

Arsenal constantly holding players before a ball is kicked to them is getting fucking annoying.

“Put in and Nyoni and Inshallah” is a desperate strategy, even if it works out. The problems go deeper than individual players.

Every week it’s a new player’s turn to catch smoke. It oscillates between Mac Allister, then Wirtz, then Kerkez, and this week it’s Szoboszlai. This shit is exhausting and people seem to have the memory and attention spans of a goldfish. I need to go outside and eat grass or something.

Anyone who suggested keeping Curtis Jones and selling Mac Allister this summer can hold that.

Can we have Kerkez and Macca back now? Kostas keeps passing it out or to his favorite Fulham player and has no pace or tenacity. We have no control in midfield whatsoever.

People arguing that Kai Havertz is a better player than Bobby Firmino ever was is proof that we as a species are doomed to fail.

I don't think this team's fitness is quite up to what's needed for Iraola ball. Team seemed gassed by minute 70.

Does Jamie Carragher ever shut the fuck up?

If Lamine Camara goes to Chelsea, his career will likely end up in the same mass grave that holds the remains of half their young rising talents throughout the years.

Sarr to LFC: No, Nah, or Hell Nah?

Stop trying to make Rio on the right happen. It’s not gonna happen.

Gravenberch looks lost out there.

This ref is a prick.

Cannot wait for Richard Hughes' tenure at LFC to be over. What has he done this summer? 1) Sign Munoz via a release clause. 2) Sign a CB Barca couldn't wait to be rid of (not a bad move, just easier deal) 3) Sold Curtis Jones. We are thinner than we were last year. But what did we expect from FSG?

Mamardashvilli should start looking for other clubs.

🥹 this is the way. The Liverpool way. Also, glad someone plugged the microphone cables in.

"Last summer, we spend money and we do bad... maybe, if we spend no money, we do good!" - Mike Gordon, probably

If Liverpool are not going to bring in defenders OR midfielders (because apparently neither of them are a priority) this window, then what the fuck has Richard Hughes been doing for the past 2 months? Work to bring in one transfer?! FSG really are letting the club drift.

“Pass the ball to me so I can run it up the field and into a Leeds player” - Curtis Jones School of Leadership

But a CB is not a priority according to FSG.

We cannot have Jones and Grav on the field at the same time, this is ass

Why does it feel like a left-footed wide forward is going to become the new CDM for Liverpool football club? A type of player we've needed for years but never sign for some reason.

I don't know who or what to believe anymore. L'Equipe says this, Fabrizio says that... I just wish Liverpool would either sign him or stop wasting time.

Now do Michael Oliver.

@emptymindz.bsky.social this third place game is pretty good so far 😏

For most of the WC, France has had everyone playing the game the way they wanted them to. Timid (not without reason tho), defensive, and deferential. Spain played the only way they know how, on the front foot no matter who the opponent was. France had no backup plan.

@philyred.bsky.social @emptymindz.bsky.social @libarchives1863.bsky.social Any chance FSG considers selling the club instead of just letting it drift further? Also, does Mike Gordon actually know how to run football operations or can we just expect things to be a shitshow until he hires new people?

Ronald Koeman is a criminal.

The more players that come out and speak their minds at LFC, the more obvious it becomes that firing Slot was the right decision.

Dedicated to @libarchives1863.bsky.social 🎶Let It All Work Out🎶

🎶 £60 million down the drain, Kai Havertz scores again 🎶

DING DONG (pause) THAT BALD FRAUD IS GONE!

FSG is the epitome of the “we have X at home” meme. “We have a pacey winger at home”; get home and it’s Gakpo. “We have a centerback pairing at home”; get home and it’s Tsimikas and Gravenberch. “We have a versatile attacker at home”; get home and it’s Joe Gomez.

@philyred.bsky.social @libarchives1863.bsky.social @emptymindz.bsky.social Is Dominic King known to be reliable? It’s the Telegraph (which gives me the ick), but I know nothing about this guy. www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...

@mrrambler.bsky.social Hi there! Is it just me or does Crystal Palace offering Club Brugge €40M for Joel Ordonez just to be told no at the last minute feel like they got their just deserts?