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Wouldn’t mind being at Wolski’s tonight.

If you’re in Chicago or lower Manhattan, I recommend this show. If you’re a writer I recommend getting onstage for it. writeclubnation.com

The proliferation of pro-Sharia Law candidates is a serious electoral trend. We need, nay, demand the constitutional research and expertise of Timmy Tommy Teepy Tooper

Tommy’s deaf dumb and blind. El-Sayed’s not gonna take it.

All the worst drivers you’ve ever encountered should instead be flying a plane.

Please pardon all the Brewersposting, like Ahab I have become obsessed with my enemy.

Scrappy McMustache, the third-string Brewers catcher who takes his salary in salted pork, has just hit a homer off a guy who makes $171,234 an inning

The traffic was so bad the Dodgers didn’t make it here until Game 4

The 2026 Milwaukee Brewers

Going cheap.

Chicago’s favorite Halloween costume passes away aged 86.

Father O’Brien Requests Parishioners Pause “Green Bay Sucks” Chant During Communion

I’m no UI designer but every 1.5 years it’s a lot of “we rounded the square things and squared the rounded things.”

The music was too loud at the bar and now my throat is hoarse but it’s better than being a 20something in this economy so I’m glad they’re having fun

THANK YOU, YES! The people who protect us should be tired, irritated, and distracted. Security guards should wear burlap undershirts.

hey fellow hip yung people, we’re calling edibles “eddies” now haha yeah

White Sox: win after a blessing from the Pope. Cubs: JESUS CHRIST

DATS RIGHT MY FRENTS BRING AHN DA JETS

Lookingglass show tonight, Armitage street festival tomorrow, MNF Bears game, then baseball playoffs. It’s always great to be a Chicagoan.

I am Jack’s beanstalk

Just watched a couple lustily boo a Waymo in Berwyn

Tired: Cow tools Wired:

Not a playoff team. Good team, good performances, overall strong in the major categories. Not a playoff team.

If I lived in the UK, I could act my age AND my shoe size.

You there, boy! What day is it?! I mean, I don’t CARE what day it is or whatever

Day after I post this, PC-A hits three dingers. I am simply not to be trusted with sports.

Cubs look cooked.

How many bodies of water is this asshole gonna lose a fight to?

One for the KRLX listeners.

RIP Tim Curry. Grim Reaper, you took the wrong 80-year-old murderous clown.

We cloned the wrong Dolly.

I don’t love reading the “new source of cheap meat for Americans” story and the “wild horses being rounded up and killed” story on the same day.

Talk about CUTTING CARBS. Wakka wakka!

After decades of loving this movie (like billions of others) finally caught it on the big screen tonight.

When it’s time for the stage adaptation of Harp/47, I’m thinking…Mamet.

Make sure you’re adequately prepared for muscle dorks wisecracking during the Spandex fight they are guaranteed to win

It was the "This you?" of times; it was the "It me" of times.

Do not let your dog chew bully sticks.

Marriage doesn’t mean merging all of your brain with another person, just the parts where you can get songs stuck in each others’ heads.

GET OFF MY CATERING CART

Another good move. New York should only stink at football.