Rosencranz N Gildenstern

Rosencranz N Gildenstern

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The most boring person on the internet. Opinions are like assholes, they all stink. https://onlyfrags.blogspot.com #onlyfrags https://www.teepublic.com/user/star-pineapples-brand

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There was a cardinal in the 16th century, Cardinal Francesco Delmonte. He was a known homosexual rapist, and a documentary says the people all knew about it and they called him a "heroic pederast." That just sounds wrong. #religion #christianity #Islam #Judaism #Renaissance #Europe

Anusphistula Incompreshitservus, the Roman general of the Nether Regions, smites the non-believers with fire and smacked asses, and serves hot sauce out of the anuses of the defeated hordes of evil. #history #facts #historical #ancientrome

All I see in the US these days is right wing fascists and left wing fascists trying to convince me the other party is the party of fascists. Go suck a big fat unclipped moose cock rolled in broken glass wrapped in barbed wire set on fire.

The new refillable Sharpie S-Gel Copper is nice looking but feels really cheap for a $10 pen. It writes perfectly like Sharpies do, but the execution is cheap. #Sharpie #Sharpies #pen #writing

To the trans people on my list here in BlueSky, I can show solidarity with humor. To narrow minded friends everywhere, Trans-Siberian Orchestra is on tour this time of year again, remember! "Trans" Siberian Orchestra? Not what you think it means. #LGBTQ #transgender but Pronouns still confuse me.

* no offense, pronouns have always confused me, since elementary school they have, along with dozens of other grammatical rules, regulations, and flavors. #pronouns I always like using names, but I forget then often too. I'm a social misfit.

I thought Alanis Morissette was beautiful back when Jagged Little Pill came out, but not some reason I'm getting Kardashian vibes from her current style. But what do I know, she's still out there performing and I'm still out here failing. #music #huh

More Hallowe'en #WalMart. The #Wednesday cereals, Thing's cereal turns the milk red. The Devil mask is similar to one my Grampa had in the 70s/80s, with the vinyl plastic texture. His had more red hues + grays/blacks. Probably more expensive to do production-wise these days. #Halloween #Samhain

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#caturday 1 day late. Oh wait. It’s Monday?!? 2 day late caturday on a Labor Day Monday, is a good thing. Happy Labor Day!

#ChildPlay origin movie. So far chosen roles have not really had scope. Charles, a toy designer, creates Chucky, for a potential new toy line. A criminal attaches himself to a doll. Hilarity/mayhem ensue. Not meant as a slag to #ElliotPage Not big budget, just something different and weird. Why not?

You know what I love about #Facebook? Somebody threatened to shoot me, I filed a complaint, and they didn't remove the comment saying it wasn't a violent threat. I made a comment saying #Hasidic #Jews follow a cult and are Misogynistic #Penguins, and I get jailed for 3 days. #fuckyou

I finally saw some of Hellraiser 2022, and I have to say. Man, it really fucking sucks. The cenobites look terrible, the acting is horrible. What a laughable situation this franchise has landed since tumbling from Hellraiser 3. What the fuck. #Hellraiser #sucks #movie #horror #lol