Joel Keith

Joel Keith

@maynotbejoking.bsky.social

Humorist-ish. Animals rescue us. Secular Humanist. Lib→Eyes wide open. Left 'X' Oct2025. Politics nerd. More debate-Less hate. Calling out lies and the lying liars!

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ummm.... NO. Put more thought into this, Mediaite. We have known Trump is fucked in the head since his vile comments in an Access Hollywood media hit. Liberals didn't elect the schmuck. Bill Maher stepped in it. When you climb into a toddler's crib, they may puke on you.

I want to report Voter Fraud and pick up my $1million. This fuckin guy right here. This deuschnozzle. This piece of shit personified... This is a VOTER FRAUD!

OOPS! Enron, Bernie Madoff, will look like misplaced change if this is any indication of future losses. AI companies are neck deep in debt. No foreseeable path to profit. Venture Capital, investors, kept feeding the beast. When capital resources start to dry up, the monster starves.

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Replying to @owillis.bsky.social

This term will be known as the Ass Administration. As the economy crumbles and Americans are forced into mounting credit card debt... just to stay 'afloat'... it's all about ass. Husted's ass. Minaj's ass. Oh, and the biggest ass of all... Donald J. Trump

Vote whenever you want too. Now. Early. On November 3rd... All good! If you can offer someone a ride to the polls... even better! Clear your voice and #VOTE proudly.

Joel Keith@maynotbejoking.bsky.social

ummm.... NO. Put more thought into this, Mediaite. We have known Trump is fucked in the head since his vile comments in an Access Hollywood media hit. Liberals didn't elect the schmuck. Bill Maher stepped in it. When you climb into a toddler's crib, they may puke on you.

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Khanna: I kind of feel bad for James Carville. It’s like watching an athlete who’s been in ten seasons too long, and you know he’s lost his fastball. Someone has got to just say, “James, you had a great run in 1992. Just enjoy retired life.”

It's impossible for me to believe that a maniacal president can selfishly start foreign wars, institute insane, economy-crippling tariffs... but can't get weed off the list that heroin is on. #Marijuana never killed anyone. But this president has.

If you want to understand what is behind the surge in Democratic Socialism and Progressivism, it's 'past their sell by date' talking heads like James Carville. It's NOT about Dems gaining POWER you old fuddy duddy. It's about suppressing unbridled power by a maniacal president.

Are there any Behavioral Psychologists out there who have looked into why MAGA mooks have such a fixation with white blonds? [note... this is not a comment about white blonds... it's not their fault they attract gooners]

Bill Maher has become an insufferable ego-maniac. He hangs with a child-raping president and he believes he comes out of that smelling good. Bill, in case you forgot, the people you just told to go fuck themselves... they pay your bills. I saw you at The Imrov in 80s, became a fan. You lost that.

...by the way, Petie Hegseth, there are companies that are indemnified and have a special process for moving priceless antiques. But you had to go ahead and use Trump's Reflection Pool guys. What a dumbass you are.

Joel Keith@maynotbejoking.bsky.social

Hegseth had his goobers move a globe that belonged to President Eisenhower into his goofy war office... the goobers dropped it and caved in several countries on the globe. The item was priceless. Priceless does not mean wothless. Hegseth is the definition of worthless.

Hegseth had his goobers move a globe that belonged to President Eisenhower into his goofy war office... the goobers dropped it and caved in several countries on the globe. The item was priceless. Priceless does not mean wothless. Hegseth is the definition of worthless.

Shocking. Right? It's a real shame that Lindsey Graham was never able to live his 'true' life. Because he chose to align with a party that believes you should love who they tell you to love... he led a hidden life that most likely destroyed him and others along the way.

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I hope so too, Joel. For many in Canada the US was the ideal we looked up to. That is why it is so crushing for us. It will take time but with good will I believe we can become friends again.

DEI is responsible for every cabinet and staff member of the Trump Kakistocracy. When I say DEI is responsible, what I mean is that they think DEI is a liberal conspiracy. So it is shunned. They choose to wallow in their ignorance.

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To be clear... Starlink enables advanced and real-time data. 11K satellites support it. It is not WiFi. Critical infrastructure that allows Ukraine to be ready, alert civilians. Hobbling Starlink is a crime against humanity. Treasonous collaboration between a US president and an Oligarch.

Somebody please explain to me why companies busted for privacy breaches have to pay huge sums of money... but the privacy of those they breached never see a damn dime of that.

To prove that we've lost our damn minds... folks want the new folding iPhone. It folds. Even though that technology already exists on Android devices. They will pay $1200 for the privilege of owning a phone with no new enhancements. Maybe if Apple made the next phone fly.

Media has the Elon Musk Starlink story wrong. A report said competitors could challenge Musk's power. Starlink is not WiFi. There's 11K Starklink satellites in space. Competitors are not a factor. WW2 factories ordered to build bombs. Elon Musk could be compelled to supply service to Ukraine.

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Replying to @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social

Kate, JD Vance is the lowest rated VP in American history. This string of unconsciousness coming from Vance's ignorant mouth is a testament to the fact that the man is a perpetually lying, soulless, pariah. He represents his boss well.

Some questions about history have such obvious answers. Like... why did ancient men all have beards. OBVIOUSLY... there were no CVS pharmacies... or Amazon... or Walmart... where were they going to get Gillette razors?