alice maz

alice maz

@maz.bsky.social

true neutral

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first time in singapore: wow automated immigration is amazing I love the panopticon now second time in singapore: come on stupid machine... why don't you recognize my face this time... is it because I cut my hair...

alice maz reposted

Replying to @camoflage.bsky.social

At first the bluesky was designed as a.. perfect website.. the feeds didn't glitch out.. every post was funny & high effort.. there was no inscrutable drama or 'main character's it was a disaster. which is why the bluesky was redesigned to this.. 2012 twitter.. the peak of your civilization

I saw all three of them today (one picked up my furniture one works at the self-storage place and one at the burger bar I met him at) I am absolutely dadmaxxing

alice maz@maz.bsky.social

a month ago I was bemoaning having no good older male role models who I could talk to about life and relationships and stuff but somehow I've managed to acquire three different 60-something father figures in seattle

privilege stack includes how early you were to bluesky

Tipper Guro@adamsandler.click

i love all of you very much but there's a number of people here who've gotten a pretty big head from Being Here First and it's kind of an active detriment to the community & its perception. i get having more power feels fucking *awesome* but some of yall REALLY gotta settle the hell down

the actual thing we have to get over (and I realize I am contributing to this) is the only two ways people use bluesky so far is a) talking about bluesky, or b) saying things that depend on no external context whatsoever like "just had lunch"-posting or unfunny 2010 weird twitter style jokes

I want people to talk about research papers and argue about politics and mercilessly harass main characters in a more ecumenical way than current harassment is done but idk it's just not the venue for that yet

a month ago I was bemoaning having no good older male role models who I could talk to about life and relationships and stuff but somehow I've managed to acquire three different 60-something father figures in seattle

incidentally I feel obligated to point out that "which way western man" is the exact opposite of a dogwhistle because the point is to apply it to trivial or comical referents in a way that mocks the original sentiment

same as other right-wing phrases turned into memes like "this is what they took from us" and "we have to go back." it's making fun of the original usage!!

after however many years of being avowedly non-ideological, I'm looking forward to being accused of carrying water for some particular ideology and being able to reply "actually I'm a confucian" and link to substack posts explaining exactly the kind of confucian I am

looking like bilbo with the ring at my furniture picture I took to send the used furniture guy I'm hoping to sell to. "after all... why shouldn't I keep it?"

I finally got to play real mahjong with my tiles last night!! it went very well, I successfully taught the game to two new people. also I got a haneman (riichi tanyao pinfu dora three)

a few weeks ago I saw yud qt and call evil something like "everyone can perfectly choose to follow their objective function by asking themselves 'what am I supposed to be doing right now' but you just don't want to" and I think this is the fix to all my executive dysfunction

I have the classic adhd thing of "performs astounding feats when in crisis mode but can't do basic tasks" but asking myself "what am I supposed to be doing right now" makes the task indisputable and then I just have to not be a bitch and do it

it's also true tho that the stuff I think I'm supposed to do (basic tasks) are not what I really am supposed to do (read about a really interesting thing) so maybe this isn't much of a change and I'm just procrastinating with renewed confidence and self-righteousness

threads might coexist with twitter/bluesky but it will never kill either because it's targeted at normies and all their posts are boring and the mods are pussies

Max Berger@maxberger.bsky.social

It’s only been two days, but it seems clear to me that Bluesky missed its moment to be the Twitter replacement. It feels like Threads is going to eat Twitter’s lunch, and Bluesky will be a cute niche site. Hope I’m wrong, but feels inevitable already.

I actually can't remember if the vibe of the original show was "these people are freaks by normal standards but it's the normies who are vicious or foolish for clinging to social norms" or if that's a contemporary reading written into the newer media

Dr. SkySkull@drskyskull.bsky.social

Thinking of this photo of John Aston as Gomez Addams, which I've always interpreted as the look of a person who knows that all our societal norms are complete bullshit and is going to act accordingly.

the wednesday addams camp arc which culminates in her leading an indian rebellion was obviously explicitly "you people are monsters but deny it, we can be earnest because we embrace it" (and I loved that as a kid) but I feel like the show was more like, flintstones-uncanny type clowning

I've been sleeping at 2 but waking up at 8 lately so I decided my body wants to wake up at 8 and maybe I should sleep at 12. slept at 12. woke up at 5. what the fuck dude

expectation: recklessly drink tapwater in a poor country, get the runs for three days reality: recklessly drink tapwater in a poor country, do something to my gut microbiome that gives me little burps every day for over two months and counting