Mazter Or Jelly

Mazter Or Jelly

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can one bluff so hard in poker that it makes their opponent have a mental breakdown to the point the opponent has AIMR (Artificially Induced Mental Retardation) from the breakdown

I hate politics, Donald Trump, most billionaires, and pirates that keep showing up at my porch yelling "Ahoy, matey! I will kidnap you because I want you to walk someone to the plank! Yarrgh!" and the someone is some random guy that didn't deserve it

I want Elon Musk to die. I want Mark Zuckerberg to die. I want Donald Trump to die. I want Jeff Bezos to die. I want Billionaires to die. Anybody not agreeing with my opinion probably sucks the dicks of everybody I've listed, every day, since the day they were born.

This world fucking sucks. Everything sucks. Everything is abhorrent. I hope Elon Musk fucking dies so we can throw the best party there is to celebrate his death as a demon from the 18th circle of hell.

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