Mike Byhoff

There should be 52 episodes of the Pitt every year. The show should never end. It should be the only constant in our lives.

Olympians gotta figure out something to do besides heart hands when waiting for the score from the judges.

america yesterday

Dang it. Thought I was onto something.

My "Antisemitism isn't real" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt.

I have worked in mainstream media for most of my career, and have been an ardent defender of it as a result… and now I feel so stupid for doing so.

This should DEF be the future of the democratic party. DEFINITELY not Mamdani. HAS to be this guy.

I really wish more billionaires did stuff like bribe their way into a professional tennis tournament to embarrass themselves instead of...ruining our planet.

Love when I nod in agreement to Tucker Carlson and roll my eyes to Van Jones.

I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...

All I want to do is post about Jalen Brunson. All I care about is Jalen Brunson

BING FUCKING BONG

I’ve come to the conclusion that trump’s decision to levy tariffs on foreign films and re-open Alcatraz is because he watched The Rock on TBS last night.

“Trump’s unorthodox trade strategy: it’s simple, and it could save Americans hundreds of billions of dollars, but might there be a hidden drawback?”

In millions of plays over hundreds of years, this has to be the first time this has happened.

These fucking Mets are gonna make me believe in this team in April again, aren’t they.

CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA??

Time to cheer myself up from reading the news by watching a show about ER doctors dealing with a mass shooting.

I say this with no exaggeration: this is the funniest fucking thing he’s ever said.

I can’t remember the last time I saw a post on Bluesky or Twitter that linked to an interesting story that didn’t have to do with the undoing of America. I wish social media wasn’t completely broken.

Please just fight. And make sure everyone knows you are fighting. Even if it's a hopeless battle. People love that shit. People are inspired by that shit. That is one of the singular myths that we have at the foundation of our entire culture. Going into battle despite great odds.

Brody gave a way better performance than Timothee but timothee would’ve given a way better speech.

If Trump and Vance were Russian assets, how would they behave any differently.

This is his best work

It is not an exaggeration that the first domino was a 200 word blog post by Owen Thomas in Valleywag in 2008 and the last domino is the ushering in of American fascism.

There are so many evil and downright stupid people in this country who want all manner of terrible things to happen to others but I guarantee you there isn't one who wants to die in a plane crash because some juvenile billionaire thought it was epic and based to sabotage all of them.

Can we start calling her Kathy “Half-Measures” Hochul

Fucking FINALLY

YES, LET'S.

Into the Mystic is one of the greatest songs of all time solely because it’s the only song I’ve ever heard featuring a foghorn.

There are like 5 things happening today that would end any other presidency

So so so so fucked

Who knew the dog show was so controversial.

Ok normally I don’t post anything from Twitter on here but this might be the funniest reply of all time

The fact that anything can just be spoken into “truth” for literally half the country really makes me wonder how we can ever collectively recover from this as a country.

The worst part about playing NYT games is I have to open the app and see what the A1 headline is every morning before clicking the games tab.

The Mandela Effect is actually the term for the cause of all of Elon’s rage.