Mark Cazaly

Baby at Birth

Unpolluted air Reframed as the enemy Still dealing with fumes #haiku

A very funky birthday to the mighty Bootsy Collins! I had no idea this collaboration with Buckethead & @chuckdpe.bsky.social even existed! Be sure to listen while you wade through silent videos of the Trumpster Duck quacking his sh!t soundcloud.com/bootsycollin...

Amplified blowhards Quiet intellectuals Take some sound advice #haiku

How blatant does bias have to be? Who needs GB News When we've got the BBC Pandering & promoting A man under criminal investigation Shoving him to the front To eclipse those governing our nation Pretending sections of society don't even exist Labeling fascists activists Ignoring bigoted violence

People holding signs With obviously altered text The message is lost Posting a message? Feed me legitimacy I'm choking on lies #haiku

Human ethics seem The cost of convenience. Cancel subscription #haiku

@alexhorne.bsky.social Please, please, please! bsky.app/profile/mcaz...

I can't deal with a mucus face, when I'm full of cold I temporarily enter my own personal pogonophobia... A cold consequence I shave my chin to reveal A hairless ballbag 'It can't rain all the time' - Jane Siberry/The Crow (1994) 🤣 #haiku

'Fine' is simply the response of the billionaire it's issued to.

In my ongoing battle with our existential collapse through digital media, I like to make and engage with physical stuff...

I've come to realise Common sense has been and went Chaos is in charge #haiku

I know it doesn't totally work, but... Metaphor closure Meta for closure Right, now I've said it, I can go back to my day...

When did we embrace The 'Free (to make it up) Press'? Lost regulation #haiku

Male pattern baldness Time for your eyebrows, earlobes And nostrils to shine #haiku

Sold out salmon show Try body origami The recoiling fold #haiku

The AI I love Actual imperfection Delivered by hand #haiku

A jigsaw puzzle Seventeen pieces to place Picture your haiku #haiku

Some morning (canine) relief from the worldly misery that's trying to smother us!

Full-time p.o.s. Beats the part-time force for good Death by work pattern #haiku

Social VI thought: My cane should be a taser Be stunned to see me #haiku #visualimpairment

Scared to take your seat Join the reservation dance Trained for disruption #haiku

Unless you're a dog While I'm waiting for my train Please keep your distance #haiku

Keep the shutters up Buy local and in person Invest around you (If you can) #haiku

Rhetorical Questions: At what point (if any) do militaries display conscience? At what point (if any) is a world leader deemed to be unfit to deliver directives? At what point (if any) does a military strike (pun intended), because orders are counterproductive and self-destructive?

It's all heating up Illusions in sight & sound It's all a Farage #Haiku

Tell it like it is You're synonymous with facts (Well, burying them) #Haiku

Ha Ha Ha... Haiku! Bless you! What a funny sneeze! A little ad-verse? #Haiku

Finding your own social media depressing when you've basically curated your own feed, is slightly disparaging. My Bluesky is bipolar, just like the piano has been drinking. 🤦

'Show me a pic that has your energy and isn't a selfie'

Morning #Haiku Dear Mr Burnham Goodbye to 'Data Centres' Hello to 'HI' @andyburnham.bsky.social

The Venn diagram of life Seems to have Less and less of an overlap Just two moons Pulling apart A planet disappearing

'...I knew I had to rise above it all, or drown in my own s***' #worldmentalhealthday funkadelic.bandcamp.com/album/maggot...

My head's hung heavy Tonight brought a reminder Just funk it all up