I am the Cameron That Lives on the Beach that Makes You Old

Buses across the North West work too different man

Sister asked me to text her the most brutal part of Final Destination: Bloodlines once I'd finished

Spring/Summer is the worst because Greggs stop doing tomato soup

Really can’t fathom how you can hate on Bella Ramsey - she’s so GOOD

If Joe Goldberg has no haters, I am long fuckin dead

I will never stop loving the juxtaposition of Joe Goldberg trying so hard to be mysterious, brooding and cool, and then the next minute being a dumb, pathetic idiot

Finished Clair Obscur - not sure I’ve fallen in love with a game as much since FFX

Fuck’s sake, I was not ready for Ify’s huge feet @gamechangershow.bsky.social

MYSTERIOOOOOO

I want Dominik to win this so bad

Iyo Sky is made out of rubber, man

Always thought that Gunther was overcompensating for a weak windpipe

I watched a four and a half hour video about Final Fantasy X today, so don’t you ever say I don’t love it again

An absolute all timer @gamechangershow.bsky.social episode

I am sad to say that I have discovered my type and it is Kathryn Merteuil from Cruel Intentions

Burnt Face Man is just Invincible but better

INVINCIBLE: I’m sad because I cause so much collateral damage when I fight ALSO INVINCIBLE: *purposely flies people through buildings*

Okay, 36 now, ready for that second lease on life to kick in

For a show called Invincible, the guy sure gets the shit kicked out of him a lot

When do I get to have my George Costanza era

People still complaining that Bella Ramsey doesn’t look like Ellie - WHY DO YOU WANT EVERY ADAPTATION TO BE THE EXACT SAME AS THE THING YOU’VE ALREADY CONSUMED

Doc Seismic kinda based?

Every now and then I’ll read my old reviews on Letterboxd for the Saw movies, and I’ll read one in particular and think, “you fuckin idiot”, and then I’ll go to tell myself I’m an idiot in the comments and find I’ve already done it

That new Djo song is HITTING this week

DEVOUR FECULENCE, BITCH

Fuck you Connections

The Big Three

Guess I’m going to jail

Let’s make love under the plastic sheeting on the severed floor baby

Fuck no

Tramell TILLMAN

I only enjoy art with sad boys and angry girls

special hat

Drake rn:

I could genuinely watch the Kendrick clip a thousand times

Then immediately after this great message he said “there’s a line tho”

Helly was never cruel

Severance’s brand of horror is so my fuckin bag, man

I’m so fucked off with the Companion marketing - why do we have to be in a world where everything has to be explained before you even set foot in the cinema