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I made too much stuffing for friendsgiving and now I just have a frozen block of stuffing in my freezer. Shit weighs like 5 pounds. I've been eating it by heating one side then slicing off the thawed layer that forms like a kebab. If you have a better way, please let me know. #cooking #help

I'll give you five to one odds trump shits himself at the inauguration and the only way we'll know will be the reaction of that dude with the bible when he smells it.

Hey I need to figure out whether or not this guys is a vampire; mirrors are harder than I thought to be subtle about and the garlic play was kind of a wash.