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Kennedy’s Handpicked Vaccine Advisers Are Set to Meet for the First Time www.nytimes.com/2025/06/25/h...
Julia Stiles’s Dancing Is Healing Millennials www.nytimes.com/2026/10/25/a... There’s not even one thing I hate about the lovely and talented Ms Stiles.
Trump Defends Ramaswamy’s Attack Ad as Ohio’s Republican Governor Joins Backlash www.nytimes.com/live/2026/10... Looks like the Guardians Of Pedophiles party is closing ranks with the guy from the country with more forced child marriages than any other country on Earth.
www.huffpost.com/entry/donald... So yeah, I think in the Bible, this exact thing is something the Antichrist does when he reveals himself. So… It’s true. Trump really is the Antichrist. Knew it.
www.cnn.com/2026/10/17/u... We need special judicial panels to convict and sentence these perpetrators as the crimes unfold and officers tasked with executing thrm. Those found to have aided them in arming themselves should likewise receive summary death sentences. Time to end these gun fetishists
When a Social Media Mob Came for Cornell’s Jane Doe www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/n... Make castration the penalty for rape and carry out the sentences. That’d make these little shits think twice.
www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202... Coming not so very soon in about three thousand years to a medical center that exists only in your fantasies. “They ain’t gonna cure shit! No money in cures.” -Chris Rock
Worlds More Habitable Than Earth? They’re Out There. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/13/s... So would I gain superpowers under the light of an orange star?
Abolish Frats www.nytimes.com/2026/10/10/o... Finally, someone says the obvious thing.
Democrats and Some Republicans Pan Hegseth’s Plan to Air Execution www.nytimes.com/2026/10/09/u... MAGA voters are the kind of toothless hillbillies that deliberately run over your kid’s dog right in front of him.
Supreme Court, for Now, Sides With Trump Administration in TV Ad Fight www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/u... Tt. Well of course. Which one’s turn is it to change Yrump’s diapers this week?
Live Updates: Student Protests Expand to More Than 40 French Cities www.nytimes.com/live/2026/10... I hope the little “merdes” enjoy the tender mercies of le Pen. If they survive the fusillades of bullets, that is.
Cornell and the Age of Impunity www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/o... Bring back castration. That’ll make these little shits think twice the next time they want to roofie abd gang rape someone’s daughter.
www.cnn.com/2026/10/02/p... Relocated? To the unfinished crater of a “ballroom” maybe?
How a Cornell Student Went From Shame to Anger www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/n... The whole elitist, sexist, racist, abusive Greek system needs to be shut down
A Hasidic Jew Protested Against an Israeli Flag. He May Be Deported. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/n... And we used to think those people who always talked about a “Zionist Occupation Government” of the USA were nuts.
www.msn.com/en-us/food-a... Tallahassee residents, let’s figure out a way to pitch in and save local landmark Chile & Chili’s! Also, FUCK I.C.E.!
www.cnn.com/2026/09/29/p... Do what they’re saying is we’re all doomed except for the Epstein Class and their serfs.
www.cnn.com/2026/09/29/p... As was expected from Trump’s Volksgerichtshof.
Networks to Resume Trump Coverage, Even as White House Excludes CNN www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/b... So they caved. Again. Useless. Fuck the Corporate MSM.
www.nbcnews.com/think/opinio... I join the rest of my generation (X), most of whom have always believed this, by the way, in saying: Fuck MTV!
Supreme Court Allows Expansive Voter Screening Tool Ahead of Midterms www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/u... Last name ends in a vowel? No vote for you!!
Indoor Cats Are Getting Outside, Thanks to ‘Catios’ www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/r... Oh yeah. Your HOA’s just gonna LOVE the chainlink zoo enclosure in your back yard.
Beleaguered at Home, a Bellicose Netanyahu Heads to the U.N. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/w... Hitler got his skull in a cardboard box in a dusty snd mearly-forgotten KGB archive. Bibi gets “reelection.”
Judge Blocks Trump’s White House Ban on CNN, MS NOW and Politico www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/b... Hrs just going to ignore it. Another judge will reinstate it before the compromised Extreme Court rules in favor in their secret Star Chanber docket.
www.cnn.com/2026/09/23/h... All the frankenfood that’s shoved down our throats by Big Goyslop.
www.cnn.com/2026/09/16/h... Why not just pick Gwynneth fucking Paltrow? We can hear about sham vitamins and vagina steamers and anal bleaching or whatever for the next two years. At least it’d be comical.
The Liftoff Scenario That Terrifies A.I. Doomsayers www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/s... Ha ha. Don’t fool yourself. You know these nerds didn’t name their new AI system after physicist Michael Faraday. These booger vault geeks named it after the character on LOST. Pathetic.
Sydney Sweeney Stars in a Controversial Ad. Again. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/14/s... Now why’d she have docs fishlip her? She had perfectly fine lips. At least she hasn’t gone the Ozempic starvation route. Yet.
Trump Says a Smart President Is All That’s Needed to Rein In A.I. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/14/u... So when does he resign, then?
www.cnn.com/politics/tri... DC’s gonna look like London in the penultimate scene in V for Vendetta the day after Fatty flies back to Mar-a -Lardo permanently this January.
www.cnn.com/2026/09/14/p... So yeah. Humanity is doomed.
www.cnn.com/2026/09/14/s... Eh. Let her make money. She’s got a goid body but a “butterface.” She’s also almost thirty. She seems like a nice person and she’ll need a lot of money in the bank for when her 15 minutes are up. Which will be soon.
E.P.A. Expected to Erase Limits on Climate Pollution From Power Plants www.nytimes.com/2026/09/13/c... More dirty energy for trillionaire-owned AI corporations to steal your job with.
Trump Heads to Ireland for the Irish Open at His Golf Course www.nytimes.com/2026/09/11/u... Time to break out the catering truck again.
Contractor Blames Its Own Repairs, Not Vandals, for Reflecting Pool Failure www.nytimes.com/2026/09/11/c... Like when your cheap uncle hires unlicensed hillbillies to do repairs at his house and after they rob his account and just vanish, he’s stuck with double the repair bill. Times 1 million.
While Trump Goes Big in Dallas, Collins Goes Small in Maine to Save Her Seat www.nytimes.com/2026/09/10/u... Everyone knows Turncoat Susie will avoid Trump but ultimately end up voting for every single crazed part of his MAGA Agenda.
www.cnn.com/2026/09/10/u... And it’s a warning from IRL Harry Fucking Potter!! That’s it. We’re truly doomed!
Why Did Trump Order Up 660 Million Pounds of Mystery Meat? www.nytimes.com/2026/09/07/o... Goyslop is about to get a whole lot goysloppier.
Fetterman Has a Surprise Cameo at Trump’s Convention www.nytimes.com/2026/09/09/u... Strokey’s next invitation should be an ejection notice from the Democratic Party and a bill for all the benefits he happily sucked up as a member.
Hollywood Visions of A.I.: Friendly, Then Deadly, Then Everywhere www.nytimes.com/2026/09/09/m... Hollywood has powers of prescience unmatched by any scientist. With artificial intelligence, they invariably predict the extinction or enslavement of humankind. We’re doomed.
Trump Cannot Pardon Lindsay Clancy, but Her Lawyer Asked Anyway www.nytimes.com/2026/09/08/u... The Epstein Class wants freedom for child murderers. No surprise.
Elon Musk Targets Democrats on Transgender Issues in Key Senate Races www.nytimes.com/2026/09/08/u... Gee, who would’ve ever expected a fucking Boer to be a bigot? … said absolutely no one.
Trump Floats Renaming New Mexico as ‘New America,’ Prompting Pushback www.nytimes.com/2026/09/07/u... The Virlirate Nefia stenographers will roll over for this like they do for every other brain fart this fascist idiot has.
For Trump’s Former Fixer, a Tortured Path From ‘Rat’ to Reconciliation www.nytimes.com/2026/09/06/u... “Cohen.” Why am I not surprised?