Ryan Gobel

Italian is the winner of the first ever World Series Sausage Race.

Jordan Love threw for 109 yards on a 90-yard drive.

Trump 2 antitrust is like, giant mergers require no oversight and AI companies do not need any narrow exceptions to antitrust law to coordinate on safety, but the White House press pool must provide duplicative independent cameras covering speeches or else ummmmmm consumer prices will rise

I completed the game Duck Detective: The Ghost of Glamping, via @trueachievements.com

I wonder how cheaply I can find a clear shell replacement for my launch unit to turn it into this?

I completed the story in Disney Illusion Island Starring Mickey & Friends, via @trueachievements.com

I completed the story in Halo: Campaign Evolved, via @trueachievements.com

I'm pretty sure @davejorgenson.bsky.social has done more publicity for overhead protectors in the last few months than anyone has in decades. Between that and regular use of CRT TVs, his videos make my elder millennial heart happy. 👍

I remember when there was outcry about Sam Bradford getting 6/$78 million ($50 guaranteed) and the was the reason for the rookie wage scale

I completed the game Mixtape, via @trueachievements.com

I completed the story in Mixtape, via @trueachievements.com

How is it that both Xbox and Nintendo managed to make playing FFXIV more tedious and/or more expensive? Xbox with its real dumb currency lock, and now Nintendo with a whole separate subscription?

It's not like there was a commercial during the Super Bowl doing exactly this or anything:

Happy Travels to Pam Bondi. May the Dow forever be over 50,000 in her future endeavors @schmoyoho.bsky.social @gregorybrothers.bsky.social

Caught the end of it with a picture, but a really good turnout in McFarland, WI for the #NoKings rally. Always a good sight to see in a smaller community!

I'd be more receptive to "the NBA shouldn't expand rn" arguments if not for the fact enabling the Sonics to leave was a total travesty on the NBA's part and that healing that wound supersedes whatever negative ramifications there could possibly be to this.

Even though I've never won our MLB Fantasy league, it still feels like a cheat code that for the last 4 years, I've been able to user my Keeper on Ohtani, and the last 3 years on Judge. (We get 3/yr) This year? #3 is Yamamoto. So... 4th place finish incoming again! #MLB #FantasySports

Reason #872498 why Ron Johnson is an awful Senator and terrible human.

Love it when our nation’s defense contractors all spend their Friday nights subtweeting each other about killing everyone in the world

I'm not a doctor, but perhaps the fact that she had two major crashes in the span of about two weeks is the reason why the injuries were so severe. 🤷

$1.5T military budget $170B on ICE & Border Patrol $100B on tax cuts for the 1% $20B from Treasury for Argentina $1B to refurbish Trump's Qatar jet $500M sending National Guard into cities $250M on Kristi Noem's jets $100M+ on Trump's golf outings $75k for Kash Patel's Olympic trip Priorities.

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

I completed the story in FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKE INTERGRADE, via @trueachievements.com

I've once again fulfilled my solemn duty of organizing the Summerfest lineup into an easy-to-read format. The Spin Doctors go on at 7:30.

I completed the story in Life is Strange: Double Exposure, via @trueachievements.com

Congratulations to the Seahawks on not being the New England Patriots

AI tech companies illegally downloaded and destroyed millions of books.

Re ICE actrocities in MN, I’ve already said that lately I feel consistently angrier than I’ve ever felt in my long life. But I also feel absolutely heartsick. That poor little 5-year old baby kidnapped, imagining how scared he was… I know many of you feel the same. Love and solidarity to you.

I completed the game ANNO: Mutationem, via @trueachievements.com

I completed the story in ANNO: Mutationem, via @trueachievements.com

I completed the game Life is Strange: True Colors, via @trueachievements.com

I completed the game Wheel World, via @trueachievements.com

I completed the story in Wheel World, via @trueachievements.com

I completed the game A Game About Digging A Hole, via @trueachievements.com

My 2025 top 10 videogames I finished 1. Clair Obscur Expedition 33 2. Life is Strange True Colors 3. Is this Seat Taken 4. Hogwarts Legacy 5. South of Midnight 6. Duck Detective: The Secret Salami 7. Final Fantasy VII Rebirth 8. Final Fantasy XVI 9. Atelier Yumia 10. Pokemon Legends ZA

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social

Donald Trump reminds the entire world he has no idea what 6G means www.theverge.com/policy/84208...

This is a war against the working class. Millions finally had student loan payments tied to what they actually earn, making repayment more affordable than ever. Ending that progress will hurt the very people who keep this country running. Linda McMahon should stick to wrestling.

I completed the story in Sword of the Vagrant, via @trueachievements.com

Childhood vaccination rates were falling before Trump took office. But RFK Jr.'s latest attacks on vaccines will make new outbreaks of old diseases even more deadly. I'm old enough to remember when polio put my friends into iron lungs. We do not want to go back to that era.

It's only been 3 years, and again Bears fans are hoping to thank the Panthers for giving them a Number 1 spot. #LARvsCAR #NFL

I completed the game Duck Detective: The Secret Salami, via @trueachievements.com

I completed the story in Duck Detective: The Secret Salami, via @trueachievements.com

MetLife turf taking out Jacobs and Love is just just great.

I completed the story in Life is Strange: True Colors, via @trueachievements.com