Lawrence Rudmann

In an address to world leaders today SUPER IGNORANT (Si) Trump today PROCLAIMED Artificial Intelligence (Ai) SHALL henceforth be known as SUPER INTELLIGENCE (Si). Emphasis on Super. Thank you, Dear Leader, for your attention to this matter. (mediaize.com)

RIP Peter Max, “whose trippy posters of Day-Glo flowers, butterflies, rainbows, stars and planets sold by the millions ….died on Monday in Manhattan. He was 88.” (NY Times 9/16/26) Here is a special rare poster (4’x6’) he created for the Peace Corps I had framed. (Mediaize.com)

Trump declares his brain is mega-times smarter than any Ai model. “No need to worry about Ai killing humanity. As long as I’m ruling my TRUMP-Ai will do the job,” he said. “My intelleyjense is Super Maxxed & TOTALLY Artificial,” he ranted on his Toot Social media site.” mediaize.com

Trump asks Satan to deport souls to Hell who don’t vote for MAGAs in the Midterms. “Had a very nice call with the Dark Lord.. he likes me…we get along, a powerful leader.. he’ll deport to His Hell anyone who doesn’t vote for “Pretend Me” in the Midterms,” Trump said. (mediaize.com)

Trump, age 80, 275lbs, announced today the shipment of dozens of rolls of paper towels to assist in the devastating floods in Nepal. We gave big time to Puerto Rico in 2017 hurricane. “For Nepal I’ll be throwing them the best super absorbing paper towels,” he said. (mediaize.com)

Jolene finally apologizes to Dolly Parton for threatening to take her man. “I’m truly sorry, Dolly. RIP. Sure I flirted and fooled around with your man, but as you know I never took your man, even though you knew I could,” said Jolene. (mediaize.com)

Presidante Trump, age 80, "odors" the Dept of War to bomb Iran with soda bottles full of the "explosive" MMR vaccine. "This vaccine is very lethal and will cause widespread AUTISM to the people of Iran, El Jefe tRump declared. (Mediaize.com)

Msg for OH Rep Max Miller: (mediaize.com)

Do we have to describe the symptom of lettuce-suspected illness as “EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA?” Can’t we just say “gastric distress?” 🧨🍑💨. (mediaize.com)

Trump will issue a Special Executive ODOR mandating all Federal elections use National Security Trump Ballots for “Fair Elections U Kant Undo.” The new Trump FEUKU ballots, stamped with a photo of Thumbs-Up Trump will list only MAGA candidates. (mediaize.com)

Here’s a real unedited not-ai photo of Mitch Mcfranco recovering in hospital. (mediaize.com)

After an Official Inspection of White House columns, tRump says the they look like Democrat Communist style columns. "This is my #1 priorty plus the reflecting pool, the BIG Beautiful Ballroom & new TrumpaPad for TrumpaCopters to land at the Whitehouse. (Mediaize.com)

Dept of War boozer Pete Kegsniff has ordered all 6,000 troops of the largest "Headquarters Battalion," to dress as civilians for the Great American State fair this weekend.Troops are ordered to masquerade as excited families with Elon Musk's legion of kids to supplement them. (Mediaize.com)

tRump signs Exe Odor declaring that “the color blue is now green…as in💰.” As a token of fealty following a threat to cut public funding for schools using Crayola products, Crayola will re-label all blue crayons & markers as green, & conversely green to blue.(mediaize.com)

Does tRump still want to rule Venezuela after the deadly earthquake? Maybe tRump will throw out rolls of paper towels to aid them as he did in Puerto Rico in 2017? (mediaize.com)

tRump makes good on Iran War promise! “There will be no deal with Iran except UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER.” Yes.. the U.S. has unconditionally surrendered. (mediaize.com)

tRump’s Golden Dome plan to create a $1.2 trillion anti-missile shield over the US also includes a tRumpian refresh of the U.S. Capitol. Sources at Home Depot confirmed an order of 1 million gals of paint in “Liberace Gold” has been ordered to repaint the U.S. Capitol’s dome. (Mediaize.com)

READYAIMFIRE! Justice
Department allowing
New modes of
Execution
Gas, electric not enough retribution Maybe disemboweling?
Firing squads & guillotines
Burned & boiled just the thing
Drawn & quartered seems fitting
HaHaHa literally side-splitting. mediaize.com

R. I. P. van Winkle at his Dissolute Desk Wake Me Up Before “ I (you) Go Go - Wham! Phewwwwww! (Mediaize.com)

Hell Melania, full of…. (mediaize.com)

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New TootSocial tRump post: "In honor of me, my great astronots are shooting to that bright round planet in the sky. Therefore pleas be advice,that by the Supreme Executive Power in Me, I hereby proclaim the moon in the sky shall be re-named forever in time in-memorial as TRUMP MOON. (Mediaize.com)

President tRump declares March 20 a National Holiday to celebrate the Death of Former FBI Director Robert Mueller. “It’s a great day that he finally is dead,” said Trump. “I’m so GLAD!” Trump also ordered flags all on federal buildings to be raised full mast as high as possible. (mediaize.com)

New Trump order requires physician prescription for Medicaid & Obamacare recipients in order to vote in federal elections. The AUDIVIRFY Act (Ask Ur Doctor If Voting Is Right For You) requires a physical & financial exam by a Trump-certified physician. (Exams not covered by insurance.) mediaize.com

Demonstrating her resolute decision-making skills, a pissed-off Christy Noem recently shot the horse she rode in on. Quieting horse-loving critics, Noem said she saved the "long, beautiful mane-tresses" of her horse, Corey, to repurpose as hair extensions. Mediaize.com

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Time to sign up, Baron.. Daddy needs you! mediaize.com

Time to Wag the Dog! New Trumpstein files exposing tRump means it’s time to obliterate Iran (again). Opportunity for tRump to (START) & END another war. (Mediaize.com)

This just in...? (mediaize.com)

Did Bari Weiss just get control of CNN in addition to CBS? Tonight's Erin Burnett CNN broadcast spent the first 25 mins covering the abduction of Samantha Guthrie's mom. Where was the coverage of real news? mediaize.com

Experience "Melania" before she sells out!

Nuke Nuuk? tRump seems to think if he can't have Greenland, then no one will. How far will he go to grab it he said: "You'll find out." Does that mean he'll nuke Nuuk? mediaize.com

Appointing Putin & Netanyahu to his "Board of Peace," to convert demolished Gaza into Las Vegas, Trump proves that he really is bored of peace. mediaize.com

In a conciliatory gesture to Denmark, Trump today offered to swap the US state of Minnesota in exchange for Greenland. "Minnesota is cold and full of Vikings, so it will fit very good in the Denmark land," he said."It's a fair trade! Thank u for your attention." mediaize.com

Choose Trump. tRump orders NFL to require players to discard "Choose Love" helmet decals & replaced with "CHOOSE TRUMP" helmet labels. "In honor of my huge althletic ability the weak & woke word "love" should be banned, he declared. mediaize.com

I hereby present my first grade certificate of Best Behavior to our Dear Leader Donald Trump. (mediaize.com)

In the face of impending US military “boots on the ground” in Venezuela, Greenland, Columbia, Mexico and Cuba, tRump’s son Barron was seen limping from a podiatrist’s office in Trump Tower. Unnamed sources report that Barron was diagnosed with bone spurs in both feet. Mediaize.com

Trump to appoint Don Jr as new president of Venezuela. “No one is more qualified than Junior to run the drug-infested govt of Venezuela,” he said. “He’ll clean up those long distribution lines of cocaine because he has good nose for sniffing out drug sources, Trump said. (mediaize.com)

2025 End of Year RapUp Audio song version at: Mediaize.com