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We really dropped the ball on naming birds. Canadian Geese? Nah. Honkies.

When in an enemy's home, destroy absolutely everything, thus ensuring that they will have the hassle of replacing all of that stuff. If we all band together, we can bankrupt evil through property destruction. We may not be able to kill the BBEG, but we can for sure ruin their downtime.

Good morning, Suburban Pierce County! Is it gunfire? Is it a car backfiring? Is it the outdoor gun range across the street from the Fred Meyers? Is it celebration of the Seahawks? Is it the military base? So many choices and a 60% chance of it being an American cliché.

Like, maybe I'm nuts, but infinite expansion and infinite compression could just be the same thing from separate points of view, right?

Stop trying to sell me something you couldn't be bothered to make 🤝

The surest path to victory on MTG: Arena is to play in minutes when your opponent plays in seconds. I feel like the Flash during roll call in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. #magicthegathering #arena

"Trust me little bird who has flown into my garage, the open door is the way to freedom." I said while eating a piece of fried bird and carrying my bird pot pie in from Costco.

Hopped on a new game of Skyrim and, in the opening scene. the prisoner cart fell down the mountain trail and crashed against the town gates, which were closed. We all died. My last thoughts were of home. #skyrim #sunday

Nothing feels quite as baller as buying 30,000 shares of a stock for $33.00. Like, I know it's not going to do anything except keep the dream alive, and that's alright. #AI

@eweaselbeth.live Do you still stream on Twitch? I was away for a minute but yours was a favorite.

Starting to remember that the brain chemicals like to do a little dance after some moderate exercise. Even though it was gross and sweaty yesterday, I came back feeling like, "Ok, all right!" after the shower. Same for this morning, got home, cut my hair, showered and feel… alert and good. 💖

My spell checker prompted me to capitalize the word Amish, and I can't help but wonder who that correction is for.

This morning, in the middle of a cul-de-sac, my dog walked a tight circle around me while shitting like some sort of deranged fecalmancer and now I have to write a new class for dungeons and dragons. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #fantasy

It was a real shame to wake up and hear that Mitch McConnel suddenly died tomorrow.

My left-leaning, pro-union father-in-law has started to show signs of dementia. Now he watches Fox News and just repeats their talking points and emotions. It has been incredibly sad to see brain damage steal his values in real time. It has also strengthened my belief in governmental term limits.

Weight loss is a mug's game. I am cold and every chair is uncomfortable.

Superman's Kryptonian Disguise Eyewear raises some questions, such as: If I take a selfie with Clark Kent and then send it to you, do you see Clark Kent or Superman?

Ah hell RIP Glen Hansard www.youtube.com/watch?v=cavb...

Olivia Rodrigo's 'Driver's License" has been streamed 2.9 billion times. That is roughly 22,627 years. That's just a hair longer than we have had dogs domesticated. Time is crazy.

I'm not a huge fan of world-ending villainy. Give me a big, bad, evil guy who started off as a farmer, lived that hard and stoic life, and then snapped when the local mayor increased the wheat tax by 2% and gave rise to the agrarian revolution. #dnd

My emotional support dog chewed through my SAD Light Therapy Lamp cord, and I just cannot right now.

It's confounding how my wife's, "Wake me up by 7:00 am at the latest," turns into a very confused, "What's happening?" at 5:30 am. Dear, I've been up for an hour.

"How many aids does he have?" is the wrong way to ask how many people made the assist DC. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons

We need to quit fucking around and agree that a group of frogs is called a Choir. Why do we need all these other names? This is why people struggle in science.

In an interview with Reuters a few hours before his arrest on Saturday, Khalil said he was concerned that he was being targeted by the government and some conservative pro-Israel groups for speaking to the media. www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

Every time I watch the news, I feel like we are living through the final act of Jojo Rabbit.

So, it's going to be one of those "forgot to boil the water before pouring it into the French press" kind of mornings. I'm already tired tomorrow. #sunday #coffee

DM: You exit the warehouse and make your way across the crowded market square. What measures do you take to avoid the suspicion of the guards? Paladin: We walk like people who aren't covered in blood. #dnd #D&D #rpg #fridaynight