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Literally boohoo crying at the story ending in Pokopia

Me alone before six other ppl came into this room

Joy Behar: ‘I know what they are doing they have taken the Epstein files off of the front page’ My mom: ‘mhm’

Swear on my life I just saw Jack Schlossberg on the 6 train

I’m in the poconos rn and I’m scared to go back home to the snow

Actually so excited to see The Moment tonight ((alone))

Going to London in May. I hope the date format won’t be that big of an issue.

You wanna deck me? Deck me

Every time I order something and it comes from That Town that’s somewhat nearby but also twenty minutes away and I see that it’s out for delivery from That Town, it gives me comfort. It’s here.

If I go to a party tomorrow and/or bar hopping in Brooklyn on Saturday is it ok if I don’t wear a costume

WILL IT BE LIKE THIS FOREVER? (FOREVER)

I’m now caught up with Deltarune what do I do now 🤕

Day drinking alone is sooooooo boring omg

Going to asbury on Sunday with my ex boss

This TikTok comment has meee frjsodofnxnflzmfkzmdkzrm

Ordering more speedos due to my 5 star debut last week

My brother just picked his freshman dorm at Rutgers. I’m emotional and also reliving my youth

Mikie Sherrill next governor of NJ who’s with me

Met a guy at the bar and he followed my instagram so now I’m obligated to stalk myself

I can’t wait until the fucking labubus die out

Why can’t I learn that I’m not supposed to go out until 4am when I have work in the afternoon

Oh hell Expedition 33 is so fun

When this came out I gave my dad a dollar bill so he could buy the song for me because I didn’t understand how downloading music worked

I didn’t realize there was so much hate for the Rihanna song from the Smurfs movie LOL I’ve been bumping it all day

I am drunk in my bedroom dancing to 2009 Gaga hits….on top of the world

Here’s what I looked like slinging beers for tips today. I can’t wait to move on to a bar that’s not full of old men and their wives.

Me and my bestie both work at restaurants now, so I can finally talk shop with someone 🥹🥹🥹

I wanna be hot enough to work at a bar in south beach miami

New Calvin Harris tomorrow, and I’m genuinely about to tear up at the snippet it’s perfect.

I just bartended for eleven hours straight 🫩🫩🫩

I might just start changing my oil myself I’m so sick of paying $80!!!!

I think people just need to start calling him wrong/a liar straight to his face. I'm so sick of everyone just allowing him to be led by hand through every conversation with grace.

Mudkip had his first gym day on Wednesday (I forgot to post this lool)

I had the pleasure today of serving my junior year college roommate who’s only gotten hotter a decade later

Yall stressing out about getting switch 2’s im just gonna wait six months why bother

Does everyone down the shore go to fucking Costco why do you all have Tommy Bahama chairs

Is everyone doing the ice bucket challenge again or is this just in my NJ suburb

Just unironically said ‘vaffanculo’ after burning my hand at work

me having a whole conversation about white lotus on Grindr with this dude

Cuntissimo‼️‼️

Also Belinda literally did the exact same song and dance with pornchai that was done to her!!!! How crazy

Not entirely impressed with this finale….im sad about it. But im seated for the soundtrack to come out lol #TheWhiteLotus

I skipped the gym yesterday so should I do both upper and lower today I’m scared and lazy

Alright well next week better be an insane episode otherwise what was all this for !!!!