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Steel Ball Run villain monologue

I honestly might have bought that podracing game if it had split-screen, but it doesnt because we're in hell world

Bro im so mechsploitable its crazy

zoomer-coded answer, but Tales From the Borderlands was the first game that showed me that games could be witty, that the medium itself could be manipulated for comedy, or tension, or drama. I won't forget the finger gun fight, or ripping out jack, or picking out characters to pilot my gundam.

I wish more young men knew that its not about how big your dick is. The Good Lord gave you 5 dicks on each hand and one in your mouth, and boy, itd be unappreciative if you left those on the table

Man i know not literally everyone that disagrees with me is a pedophile, but online I got like a 70/30 shot

dude i really wish these people could admit that sometimes religious texts use metaphor

Be strong enough to be gentle

I just want a wolverine thats an alcoholic 5x5 sqaure, ok? For comic accuracy

man hungerwinter is peak but my roommate asked what I was playing and I felt like the "ww2 film from the perspective of a pigeon" guy

I dont see enough of Ingrid and Blanka being best friends

To honor Tim Curry's memory, we are making Brütal Legend FREE on Itch.io, for 666 minutes: itch.io/s/199277/the...

Me n who

Let's make one thing fucking clear, fluttershy is ripped as shit. She spends her time hiking and wrestling animals like crocodile mf dundee,

I gotta be the hottest bitch on the suicide watchlist

I've got this stupid instinct in me to make worlds in characters that drives the creation of Earth Genasi Bard Rocksune Mikural and, when I was hate-watching RWBY, Marshall Law, wielder of a Kanobo that turns into a plasma Canon that turns into a sniper called Eminent Domain

Rip to that twink but that god he can't fuck my dad tho. Im gonna take my new transgender catgirl friend and probably kill the mayor at some point

A great convo between my partner and their roomie: P:so wait, you dont find her attractive? R: no, shes a cop P:yeah, but its Michelle Rodriguez R:being a fascist is a legit turn-off P:Ambessa. R:... P:[cackling] R:...look

@realgdt.bsky.social im sorry for saying "Guillermo del Toad-o" while watching the Dark Crystal, a movie you had no part in.

British people describing a British problem enforced by britian: "what are we, a bunch of americans?"

I was recommended Greenwood by Michael Christie at a time i was figuring out my own family dynamics, and holy shit what a book. Every character i think maps to someone im related to in real life, its like I went to the future and wrote a novel.

EGG HEAD - “HARD CORE!” A witless, victorious smile adorns his face. “HARD CORE TO THE MEGA!”

I don’t like being called a “gooner”. I prefer the term MASTER…BAITER. And BTW, her name is BOOBS the Bat.

Poly puppygirl: another day another collar amirite

Muscle man on E be like: "You know who ELSE I look like?"

hey btw I was at a willie nelson concert a few days ago and his grandson totally ripped song of storms for a song about dying stoned

guys help my daughter has a lithium pillow fuck fuck fuck

Are women bourgeois?

Glenn Greenwald teams up with mid, Suecophobic bogan and disgraced associate Discord moderator, Jack Dorsey, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.

WTF... on September google is gonna push MANDATORY update that restricts what you can install on your android phone... this is the first step to closing the environment and turning it into Apple2 PLEASE spread the word🙏 @keepandroidopen.bsky.social #KeepAndroidOpen keepandroidopen.org

tboy chasers(as in those who chase tboys) are on a whole other level. They'll be doin spiritual phrenology about somebody's eyes. Like dude Kai works in a warehouse labeling crates for 16 hours a day, hes not "a feminine wonderman with the eyes of aphrodite"(real thing i read).

For sale: cuck chair, never sat in

Look, a learned helplessness is kinda to be expected of a citizenry whos country's main cultural export is propaganda about how unstoppable and willing-to-kill-you their military is. Doesn't mean theyre not pussies.

Are women bourgeois?

Batman Beyond would be really good if it wasn't made after 9/11

@mancarryingthing.bsky.social you seem to mainly focus on bringing down other planets moons(toxic male behavoir) and therefore I feel completely fine depriving you of credit for this hilarious image that I made singlehandedly.

Funny Valentine when that stupid Italian and his pet twink start eating Jesus before he can

But youve gotta Smoke your own special reefer Hit your own special blunt Smoke your own kind of reefer Even if nobody else hits the booooooooong

What's the yummiest legendary without cheating with those fuckass spoons

WERE SO FUCKING BACK

Just saw the local newspaper at the store and apparently a woman had to visit the jail because she punched a man who tried to assault her so hard that she had to retrieve the opal gemstone in her ring from out of his jaw

Ratings are strange. Like, I liked Iron Lung and said it was an 8/10 on sheer vibes. But I actually thiught about it, and when I compared it to films I think of as 9s or 10s, like Perfect Blue or Everything, everywhere all at once, its only a 6.5 or so, but that kinda implies I dont like it, so 8/10