Meg

the elections volunteer at my table said "young ladies are allowed to skip the line. we need more young ladies." and then when i handed him my letter to shred he cradled it against his face before throwing it out. anyway, hope you guys all voted.

$40 for a kindle book be so fucking for real

bought a mini slow cooker today. i’m about to have the best fall/winter of all time.

getting sens’d so bad your only option is james reimer

it’s only fitting to close out a night of karaoke celebrating @jaredgibson.bsky.social with one direction

hellebuyck in the new jersey net after the devils traded away the entire team to get him:

good hair day, no meetings. thanks for your time.

i really feel for canucks fans who now have the pressure to match ottawa’s “return of the ex” energy for quinn hughes. that man is a saltine cracker. what’s the chant gonna be? “you don’t blink”???

still buzzing about last night

I am completely blown away by the Lars Eller standing ovation. Just pure crystalline concentrated Hater Shit. With apologies to JG Pageau and his Ole chant, Sens fans giving Lars Eller a standing ovation on Brady Tkachuk night is now the funniest thing Sens fans have ever done. I'm in awe.

tim stutzle after the game: no there's no message, we're just playing our game and he's a good player tim stutzle before the game: i hope he fucking chokes

hilarious that the hill brady chose was ridly greig

my beautiful boys

i just love cheering for the ottawa senators

criminal that they’re not showing the stutzle arena interview

what i wouldn’t give for a michael andlauer post-game media availability

as per usual, brady not man enough to finish a game where his team is losing.

to be fair, we could have been chanting “stutzle’s better” even when brady was on the team

The main difference between this and the Tavares return game is that Sens fans are fueled not just by hatred, but also by being very very funny

if paul maurice had an whimsy he’d pull the goalie when ridly greig was on the ice

halliday i’m sorry i was unfamiliar with your hater energy

“fuck your podcast” ottawa you are so beautiful to me

ridly isnt even the hottest sen why do you keep taking his helmet off

sorry it's actually hilarious that amazon had that video of zetterlund deadlifting locked and loaded

i can't and won't do a prolonged period of sam ersson goaltending.

wow thank god there was a paramount+ ad during the most tension-filled point of this game

sam ersson you do NOT want to go down in history here

add dylan cozens to the list of people who have chefs at home

lmfao travis green laughing at the scrum

you're going to fight a child like that? a little boy who's done nothing wrong ever in his life?

stutzle is an obvious hater but we mustn't overlook claude giroux as a sniper in the same category

typical florida corruption

this is a crisis. it cannot keep happening.

oh now he’s cooking

all chuks are bad

Tim Stützle on Lars Eller: he is an angel, a king, a god among men, the sun shines from his ass, he can cure cancer and achieve world peace, his smile lights up the world, his voice is like moonlight.. Tim Stützle on Brady Tkachuk: never heard of him

showing my support for the new captain the best way i know how (missing tonight's game for french class)

Tim Stützle being like no I didn’t see Brady I have a private chef and then going on and on about how great it was to see Lars Eller and how much he misses him is pure comedy