Meldroc

One of my all-time favorites!

Breaking (satirical) News! Authorities have released a new pic of the shooter that killed Charlie Kirk! (disclaimer, this is fiction, and please tell me someone here's watched Andor...)

Ok, I'll admit it. There's one thing I miss about the old Twitter, before the dark times of Elmo. I miss being able to personally taunt Trump. Sadly, I don't see him making a Bluesky account soon, and I have less faith in his ability to post without getting justifiably banhanmered.

Trump's new Qatari jet is now named Bribe Force One. Pass it on...

Facts...

So, F'Elon says being called a Nazi is stressful? COOL! Let's stress him out!

Watching Joffrey and Reek trying to bully Jon Snow was quite a thing.

FreeTaxUSA.com is the best! Been using it for years. (Name sounds cheesy, but it's a solid organization)

#Swasticar , also formerly known as a Wankpanzer.

Think he would understand it this way?🤣😂

Required reading for those who want to fight America's Nazis: Rules for Radicals by Saul Alinsky.

🚨 Breaking: Assad’s government has fallen, and he has fled Damascus. Sending thoughts and prayers to Tulsi Gabbard in this difficult time for her.

Thanks to all the atheists out there just doing the right thing without me threatening you with fire and brimstone.

FACT! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

UnitedHealthcare CEO fatally shot in New York City – reports

I need one of these!

Well this is interesting. Someone put me on a list of "Credulous techbros/Actual AI Libertarians". (Shrugs) I'm not a fan of techbro culture, I'd like to think I'm not that credulous, I'm wary of AI, and I outgrew my libertarian phase.

Ketamine is a hell of a drug...

This t-shirt has gotten me the most dirty looks ever.

i do not want supporters of a racist fascist rapist bigot anywhere near me tbh i do not think that is an unreasonable position tbh

Right-wingers are not coming to this platform for any reason other than to be obnoxious trolls to people who just want to be left alone. They are not here for any useful or constructive purpose. They only want to tear down and insult. It’s all they know. It’s how they live.

We’re going to hear this word a LOT going forward.

Aren't Americans supposed to value freedom instead of wannabe Pinochets?