Melfice

Melfice

@melfice.bsky.social

I'm a guy. Pronouns are pretty straightforward. If you feel the need to be creative with it, go for it. Manufactured in 1986, Best until 2030.

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Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. Archeologist: Why are you touching that cup with your bare hands, you nitwits! It's a Roman metal cup! That's LEAD!

IYKYK 🌮@nisslbody.blacksky.app

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Epidemiologist: You guys didn't just both drink out of the same cup did you

On a Discord for a Youtuber/twitch streamer where there is a running joke that every fan of his is either openly trans/queer or still an egg/in the closet, I made a joke that I was the only true cis male there. Somebody went off on me. It wasn't something to be proud of. How dare I say that.

Johanna T 👻 📚@johannamation.bsky.social

I posted a character design tip on twxtter last year, and several ppl replied “stop telling me how to draw!” 🙃

The city of Oldenzaal in the Netherlands has had two mayors for the past decade. Both keep a standing militia, hoping to overthrow each other. The city center, and therefor the city hall, has changed hands four times in the past year. Oldenzaal is an active war zone.

Jay Foreman@jayforeman.bsky.social

On this day in 1798, City Thameslink Cathedral was renamed St Paul’s Cathedral.

This is, of course, the same free market that is killing you by poisoning your water. And the same free market that just decides to up the price of eggs. And the same free market... well. I'd be here all day and not be finished listing examples of how the free market is setting everybody back.

"The great achievements of civilization have not come from government bureaus." — Milton Friedman. They were driven by individual liberty and free markets. And they always will be.

They tried a bit too hard with her personality. Yet, at the same time, I'm so happy I have Muria aboard my ship and part of my crew. #Starfield

First "console" played: Some Pong thing First console owned: NES First console that made me properly fall in love with games: The old 386 PC, but that's not a console. My Playstation 2, I suppose? First console that was just mine rather than shared: NES First console I bought with my own money: NES

Chris Roberts@rickzarber.bsky.social

First console played: Atari 2600 First console owned: Atari 2600 First console that made me properly fall in love with games: Atari 2600 First console that was just mine rather than shared: SNES First console I bought with my own money: Xbox 360, tho I paid ½ the SNES with $ earned washing cars

Thank god using AI and vibe coding is going well. Imagine if stuff just broke. That'd be simply terrible! #FuckAI #FuckVibeCoding #Bluesky

I just deleted a Whatsapp chat. I'd previously archived it. Just... in case? Maybe? I don't know what the case was. But I didn't delete it before. I don't know what made me do it now, in this moment. I'm not sad. I'm not relieved either. It didn't feel good, though. But maybe it will tomorrow.

I want it to happen during the US' night. I want them to wake up to Europeans gently announcing to them: "It happened. It's almost over. Be safe now. Celebrate, and then be ready. You're nearly there. You're nearly free."

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Yesterday would have been the best time. Today is the next best time. But, tomorrow? Just after waking up? Well, I gosh-darn reckon it'd put a little extra pep in my step. Might even conjure a little smile on my face, in spite of my current mood and morbs.

#HarmonyGlen - Born To Fly High... Honestly, if you put some different instruments underneath, it could be a #GoldenEarring song. It's got that same vibe to it.

They say honey is good for your health, right? I'm sure that also extend to the fermented variety. Skål, as I have a nice big cup of cherry-blossom flavoured mead. Because I'm a poor, sickly boy. (I just have a cold. But you don't need to know that.)

Everybody should ask #FIFA for their #PeacePrize. Even or especially if you've done nothing to promote peace. You'll still be more eligible than the Terrible Tangerine.