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my comic for #makeaterriblecomicday2026

Victoire pour la diversite! Francaise est un lesbienne

Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.

>be apple >want to add lossless audio to apple music >develop in-house codec ALAC >it uses 4x as much CPU to decide and is usually slightly bigger files than FLAC >use it anyways

my xkcd 567 moment would be going back in time to 1975 when the US passed the metric conversion act and to tell them to make it mandatory instead of optional xkcd.com/567/ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_...

i think it would be cool if MPEG or AOMedia could make a modern video codec that doesn't use 92843109384 cpu cycles per pixel avif is cool but av1 is so hilariously cpu hungry

They call me an electric motor the way I provide full twerk at no load

"PP [3d printing filament] only sticks to itself" Can't believe I have to frot my 3d printing filament

I just realized Firefox nightly has the northern lights colors cause the northern lights come out at Night Woag

Little robot comic I made for an anthology with friends last summer 🤖❤️‍🩹

They call me a function the way I be taking these arguments :(

A Korean alcoholic drink making men want to breed prostitutes Call it Soju boy up in this hoe

Apparently you can just buy tiny tubes with radioactive tritium and phospor that glow for years on end

minor nitpick: all clear magsafe cases have this ugly ass white ring that covers the magnets. whats wrong with just showing the magnets? itd be cool! or even different colors, theyre almost always white

If someone can invent a viable commercial battery technology that is noticably more energy dense than the existing solutions, they're in for billions of dollars. Phones, laptops, cars, everything uses batteries. Surprised it hasn't been done yet, but I imagine it's easier said than done.

Major linguistic pet peeve: people who insist that esoteric English spelling is necessary to distinguish between homonyms If we cant distinguish in speech, who cares if we can't in spelling, clearly we never needed the distinction

I MEANT TO SEARCH FOR TRUTH NUKE OH MY GOD

Robogirl pussy but the clit is the Thinkpad nipple

Reddit I need you to understand that just because I googled for some info about a shipping company that stole my stuff doesnt mean I'm like... Into shipping

No other case for the surface pro is thin and in this form factor but it covered the speakers and the hinge was fucky, so I "made some modifications" ✂️

OH GOD HE IS ESCAPING

To the joker, a goofy movie is just a regular movieernhfidnebicosndhofjdjjs

To the Joker, Crazy Bowls and Wraps is just a normal bowls and wraps

In the clerb The model railroad clerb Motherfucker taking shit about my peanits Might as well have took a shit on my brain cause I went insane

integrals are so funny to me they're the most expressive modern mathematical tool, used in a lot of modern physics and math, and yet humans suck at solving them. if we could magically know the properties of and solve any integral, 5 of the 6 remaining millenium problems could be solved

Random idea: what if the base unit of length in the metric system was the decimeter (10cm) The derived unit of volume would be equal to the liter, other derived units would be a bit better sizes, and water would more closely match the standard units (1kg/dm^3)

Random pet peeve: video game/show songs that literally just tell the story of the thing they’re from without adding anything

Minor mildly interesting linguistic difference I noticed at my university: Most Americans say USB-C, but most of the foreign students say C-type

polyamorous people who want to date white people be like poly want a cracker

guide to my mental state based on my discord status: some stupid meme: good some vague quote: meh some venting: bad something concerning: im boutta kms

How is shrimp supposed to fry rice if the wok left?

My friend introduced me to Shea Moisture (Great products btw) but he pronounced it she-uh. So for over a year I’ve been pronouncing it she-uh, until I said it around my sister who said “you mean Shay?” And I googled it and she’s right my friend isn’t a native English speaker but like A YEAR

What’s your favorite element? Mine’s silicon cause computers and silicone

installed Haskell for a class and it didn't like being installed in a directory that has a space in it cause apparently its 1995

whenever a program is bugging out i like to just grab the window and shake it with my mouse surprisingly theraputic

“You can’t reason someone out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into”

yyyy-mm-dd is superior to dd/mm/yyyy i will FIGHT you

symbol for trans people who are USB compatible

This video should be mandatory for everyone to watch youtu.be/_ArVh3Cj9rw

Shower thought: having a proportional vote where the chance of something winning is proportional to the number of votes it receives (like in youtu.be/LnL55NBi1wk) is functionally the same as choosing a random vote

The only kind of date I want to be on is a 3 hour sloppy make out session

Unlinking my bsky from my website so I can hornypost on main lmao

:3 in sunglasses, call it B3

Mathematicians and programmers are not enemies, in fact, they are kissing, sloppy style, boobs squishing together, etc