Melon🍉🍈

Melon🍉🍈

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Ayden | 35 | Non-binary 🔞 Genderless Burger Experience

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We went for my Nan's Birthday lunch today, kinda randomly cause one opened up in the strip we were shopping at and it was such a good experience. Definitely gunna go there again.

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Today at work, in the lunchroom, I accidentally dropped the fact that my middle brother is in prison (again), after my coworkers asked me if he ever wanted Spyro back lmfao

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They always ask me this question, even after all this time and kinda outta annoyance I was like "my brother's in prison, so no." 😭😭😭 it's not a secret but they were shocked fr

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Them: OMG WHAT HAPPENED??!! Me: idk. This is like a regular occurrence. Bro...the honesty that was instilled in me since childhood...it's fucking hard not be honest

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Someone is having a fire in their yard, I had my window open for like 2 minutes prior and my whole apartment is smoky. I just want to have my window open cause it's hot af in here, but I can't cause the smoke can hurt my little nephew and also it makes me feel sick 🥲🥲🥲

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I'm at my clinic, waiting for my appointment and I just overheard TWO people say "a bed bug was spotted somewhere in the waiting room." bro...my fucking nightmare.

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Please tell me why this woman was walking 2 feet behind me, in the dark, at 6:30 in the morning...scared tf outta me and involuntarily went "fuck!!!" 😭😭😭

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Elderly people will be so judgemental of you in public. They'll laugh, stare and make comments to one another, but the second you even look at them, they get so nervous and try their hardest not to meet your gaze. I just find that so funny.

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I love pigeons but the fact that they keep shitting all over my balcony, furniture and cleaning supplies, to the point where I had to throw a bunch of it out...my patience with them is so limited.

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I felt so bad, but the tipping point was me finding one trying to build a nest under my covered balcony chair this morning and me having to get rid of it 🥲🥲🥲

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Ignoring people that came up to the bus seconds after he closed the doors. Hit the gas before anyone could even get past the white line. Forced himself towards pedestrians trying to cross at a crosswalk. Also terrible fucking driver. What the hell is this guy's problem 😭😭😭

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I can't believe hot topic released a line of ghibli apparel, one of them being a sweater with my robot from Castle in the Sky and it's sold out at my local store 🥲🥲🥲

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This indie bookstore i like has a strict mask policy and they asked this girl THREE times to put her mask on and not just pretend by holding it close to her face. Like are you not embarrassed??? Toddler level behavior.

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My work wife telling our coworkers that she brought me in a container of baked goods and two containers of homemade food yesterday. My coworkers were like "you always bring stuff for Ayden, but what does Ayden do for you?" (1/2)

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And my ww goes "Ayden brings me places, introduces me to people and we have a fun time." Which was really sweet, but I straight up told her i have nothing to offer because i have no skills and for that, I'm sorry 😭😭😭 (2/2)