Melanie/Mel

Melanie/Mel

@melonreads.bsky.social

Romance reader, reviews @ Smexybooks.com, leaning enthusiast, these mashed potatoes are so creamy, she/her

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I baked cheddar jalapeño scones today and I’ve come to the realization that I like eating scones but I do not enjoy baking scones. They turned out well but are not especially pretty to look at so I’ll not be posting any pics. Also, grating frozen butter is a lot harder than it looks on GBBO.

Started Body of Evidence by Rachel Grant via audio on my morning walk and the book opens with the FMC being sentenced to execution by a firing squad in North Korea for spying and I accidentally walked longer than I intended bc of this book and almost ended up being late for school drop off.

I've thoroughly enjoyed both of the books in Ally Carter's Kiss, Merry, Kill series and if you've ever watched the Knives Out movies and thought to yourself, "wow, I wish these had some romance in it!", then this is what you're looking for. Holiday centric romance with a big ol' mystery subplot.

Melanie/Mel@melonreads.bsky.social

138. It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Murder by Ally Carter Read 🎧: 10/22/26-10/25/26 #Romancelandia

It’s raining hard all day which is good, our state is in a perpetual drought but this does mean I cannot take my doggies for a walk which is also mental health care for me. I do have a treadmill at home but I don’t love using that and yes, I absolutely get that these are first world problems.

Alright, gonna try something, if it doesn’t work, it doesn’t work. I have an extra copy of one of my favorite contemporary romances, The Ex Vows by Jessica Joyce, to gift. To enter, comment with the last 5 star book you read. Will pick a winner Friday. Gonna limit it to U.S. residents (sorry)!

This ad is quite the self-own.

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My FB memories popped up with a post involving a person I am no longer friends with, in real life or on social media. That was maybe the hardest friendship breakup of my life, a thing that we don’t often talk about. Romantic breakups, sure. But friendship breakups are also really heartbreaking.

My husband and daughter are rooting for the Valkyries bc they are geographically the closest WNBA team to us but I would be delighted if the Dream and specifically Angel Reese won a championship.

Watching the WNBA finals and just learned that one of the commentators covering the game is also a co-owner of one of the teams playing in this game and that’s…weird, right? Like that seems like it would be a conflict?

Also I see a lot of people asking for the entire medical staff of that NFL team to be fired and I’m not saying they shouldn’t be held accountable but is it possible that they were also just following orders from people higher up the food chain who should ALSO be held accountable.

I say this as someone who is neither a football expert nor a medical expert but he didn’t sleep bc sleep was a risk but…going out and playing a sport where he is routinely at risk of being tackled by 300 lb. men was deemed safe??

Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social

Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played the game without having slept. Crazy.

Blinks. Blinks again.

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

THIS PART. I ended up passing out and needing a blood transfusion after delivering my now 16 year old. It was a routine pregnancy up until it suddenly wasn’t.

Courtney Milan@courtneymilan.com

The reason the anti-abortion conservatives needed (and I mean NEEDED) to get rid of the "risk to life and health" exception to anti-abortion laws was that EVERY PREGNANCY risks life and health. Every. One.

Fleetwood Mac’s Go Your Own Way - the lyrics coupled with the events that prompted the writing of that song. (It’s a banger of a song, though).

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In my current read, the MMC has two dogs named Rochester and Heathcliff which does make me pause like why did you name your dogs after two of the most red flag characters in western literature?!?

I regret to inform everyone, I have finished every book Toni Anderson has published. So, I guess now I just wait until her next release, which will be in 2027.

Melanie/Mel@melonreads.bsky.social

133. The Killing Game by Toni Anderson Read: 10/8/26-10/12/26 #Romancelandia

I know who Dan Levy is. Unfortunately, I’ve now learned who this other person is and I’d like to return to a timeline where I only knew who Dan Levy was.

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I'm a big fan of this author and this was charming and cute and also sexy (steamy interlude in a tree house). It was dual POV and I read it via audio and the dual narration was also great.

Melanie/Mel@melonreads.bsky.social

132. Who Needs Mistletoe? by Sarah Estep Read 🎧: 10/8/26-10/11/26 #Romancelandia

Imagine living in a country where watching an actual firing squad execute a man is deemed acceptable but watching Stephen Colbert host a late night chat show is considered a bridge too far. Well, I guess we don’t have to imagine, that is our current hellscape.

This was really cute!

Janine Amesta@janineamesta.bsky.social

RELEASE DAY! 😭 Want to read about a grumpy wildland firefighter who wants to chuck it all away but ends up living next to a sunny wildlife behaviorist, who knows exactly how to wrap him around her finger & help her find a fox? This one is for u Also pleeeease SHARE. I want the BEST release ever!🥰

Being a rich white famous dude and stating you don’t like political discourse and you’re not political is basically code for “I don’t care about anything until it directly affects me.” If you’re trying to be the neutral guy who doesn’t want to offend anyone, you’re weak and spineless. Anyway, I

This was really cute!!

Olivia Dade@oliviawrites.bsky.social

I have a new short story out now! "A Solstice Kiss" is the gentle, cozy tale of a woman stuck in a rut who finds a new path forward--and a possible new love--while visiting Stockholm. ❄️ Also, the other authors in the collection are a romance Murderers' Row! www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Tw...

An absolute banger of a book. I am sad that I have to now wait a whole year for the next book in the series. I have had such a good time this year reading so much of this author.

Melanie/Mel@melonreads.bsky.social

127. Cold Rage by Toni Anderson Read 🎧: 9/27/26-9/29/26 #Romancelandia