I Tried Being Tasteful...

From the Washington Post: "IRS blocked from pursuing past tax investigations, audits of Trump or his family The president’s unusual settlement of his lawsuit against the IRS also creates a $1.8B “anti-weaponization” fund." "UNUSUAL"??? That's the best this Bezos run rag can do?

RFK Jr. to Cheryl Hines: “I left a few lines of coke for you on the toilet seat in the shape of a heart. Happy Valentine’s Day.”

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent told reporters in Davos, Switzerland, that he doesn’t “know anything about the President’s letter to Norway.” “I think it’s a complete canard that the President would be doing this because of the Nobel Prize,” Bessent said.

For those of us not in the cult, this is what we hear when anyone from the Trump administration speaks. For the people in the back, this is satire and so well done…

so good

I appreciate that Jeffrey Goldberg did not sit on this news for a book that he writes two years from now

Trump said he’s confident that Russian President Vladimir Putin would respect a ceasefire due to his relationship with him, adding, “Putin went through a hell of a lot with me.” I'm sorry, what now?