A couple of things

Okay, Donald. You’re the fraudster. Where’s my $1M?

The Cheesecake Factory is still in business?

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Trump is never gonna last two more years.

Musk may be that dumb, but he’s smart enough to know his fans are that dumb.

Hey, YouTube TV. I never want Fox News in my multiview. Fifteen games on and my first multiview choice includes this crap?

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Things I hope I live long enough to see. 1. Trump’s death. 2. Musk’s death. 3. Vance’s death. 4. The death of every mother fucker whoever enabled Trump. The entire planet has been set back 100 years. Trump is responsible for 100 years of death.

So, to recap, Trump is guilty of 1. Fraud 2. Rape 3. Child rape 4. Bribery 5. Whole lot of other shit 6. Treason

Also. It’s 2026 and my Brother printer won’t let me update its firmware. It’s like I’ve regressed 30 years.

Oh, yeah

Things not to name your kid: Adolph (still!) Elon Vivek Donald JD Peter (or Richard)

First they came for the Socialists and… some one got paid. It’s Stasi time! Turn in your neighbors for fun and profit!

First they came for the Socialists and… someone got paid. It’s Stasi time! Turn in your neighbors for fun and profit!

Trump gets more deranged every day.

He doesn’t talk well, but I’m surprised Trump can talk at all with Putin’s dick in his mouth. Must be a small dick.

Still really looking forward to El-Sayed being one of my Senators.

Donald Trump looks worse today than yesterday.

JD Vance is a whack job with the intellect of a below average 12 year old. I’m President Trump and I appreciate your attention in this matter.

After watching Trump this week I’m pretty sure he won’t be able to finish his term. Yay. Then what do we do about Musk?

Honestly. Fuck Zuckerberg. Fuck Musk. Fuck Bezos. Etc. These psychos have way too much power.

It’s going to be really cool when El-Sayed is my Senator.

Vote, fuckers.

I’ll say it again: Bench Bryce. Slow decisions. Wrong decisions. No feel at all for passing game. He’s lost the team.

Trump sucks more every day.

So, not even gonna make it one Scaramucci…

So, it’s more a landing car than a flying car.

BTW, I’m a lawyer too

Nice ‘church’ you got there, Pete.

Anyone who votes for Trump should be tried as an accomplice.

Talarico.

300,000 tons sounds like a lot. It isn’t. Needs at least a couple of more zeroes to matter to us. But it matters a lot to Putin. That’s the point.

Anyone as sick of Modelo commercials as I am? It’s a beer. You haven’t just graduated Ranger school.

I wish I’d bought open back chairs.

To whom it may concern. Fuck off. I’m not giving you any money.

So here’s a scenario. Trump gets Robespierre to nuke LA, then blames Iran. Two birds, in his thinking.

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Eleven first downs. #benchbryce

To do. Day 1: Impeach and prosecute. Thank you.

I’m hoping Trump’s latest flurry of craziness is Hitler in the bunker end of life spasms.

Wait, what?! He’s not dead?!

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Area man not pining for the good old days.

Approaching the three month anniversary of Mitch McConnell. Thoughts? Also, does ‘three month anniversary’ make any sense?

Not a well man

If things were reversed there’s no way WMU gets that call.

Michael Keaton is fucking 75?!

#correctthemap If nothing else it’ll piss off Trump.