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So the US uses 500 k tons of diesel per day and Trump has announced he’s being sent 1,500,000 tons of ( summer ) diesel by Putin. Just how long will that last ?

Is it Lake Ontario - no Is it Lake America - no Is it Lake Council didn’t clear the drains out properly- probably.

How do you prove your undying love to your wife ? Buy her diamonds - no Buy her gold - Nar Buy her a puppy - getting warm How about paint tester pots- Yes!

The plot thickens. The same antifa group that ruined Trumps reflecting pool has had a go at the local kids playground!

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Well the autistic son has refused point blank to go to school because he’s really a woodland sprite, the dogs are reinacting the Battle of the Little Big Horn with the chickens playing the General Custer part, the washing machine is on strike and Trump is still President. Happy Monday everyone.

I forgot that dogs tummies don’t recognise British Summer Time . Bad dog father.

Apparently tomorrow in America they are expecting ‘The Rapture’ where the righteous are sucked up into heaven by God or a tornado or something . What’s the betting that God leaves trump and vance down on earth to continue plaguing us. The rotter !

That’s another ‘Five Year olds Birthday Party’ attended. Four so far this year. One more then I obtain ‘Ace’ status. 😬

How come I’ve suddenly seen posts from Americans using the word Womble. Have they suddenly discovered them ?

Hooray. Wife visiting folks and taking Son No 1 to the panto afterwards so a day of just chillin’ ahead. But then she gave me ……… The List !!!. Sigh.

Nah . No fanks guv.