Matt Cramp

Americans be like "what the fuck is a kilometre" and "month-day-year just makes sense, that's how you say it" and then they say "happy Fourth of July"

The train screen broke so we Beraled at the Berala Beralatation today

It's hard to believe that it'll be 2025 in just a few months. Really makes you think.

This is a really good reframing of a classic Star Trek bit.

VSTARS THREAD!! Fighter - Orion

you can't fully control to what ends people use your software: for instance, here's someone using a starter pack to make a daft little murder mystery

The magpie and the ibis are fighting, and I appreciate that sounds like some kind of coded metaphor, but I’m just in a park

The wave of new Bluesky users means a new wave of “tips for new Bluesky users” jokes which I for some reason never get tired of

big night for transgender illegal aliens who eat cats

Americans be like "what the fuck is a kilometre" and "month-day-year just makes sense, that's how you say it" and then they say "happy Fourth of July"

Happy Twentieth anniversary.

I saw the best minds of our generation destroyed by posting through it, starving hysterical parasocial