David πŸŽƒ

David πŸŽƒ

@metadork.bsky.social

Writer. Disabled. Cat dad to Nelson. Into a lot of different things. Blogosphere 1.0 veteran. Currently stuck in Alabama. Send help. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (he/him)

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I love that someone can say they have a bottle of champagne in the refrigerator for "that day" and they don't even have to explain what day they're talking about.

You know what's super fun? When a guy (who I wasn't even interested in) tells me I would be "too much work" to date because of my legs not working very well.

This is a strong contender for headline of the year.

Vulture@vulture.com

What would happen if you had sex with a Wicker dick like the one in β€˜Wicker’? We discuss the advantages and disadvantages of Alexander SkarsgΓ₯rd’s appendage with a gynecologist.

I'm not one of those people who has to constantly be in a relationship to be happy. Still, I would rather like to meet someone, eventually get married, be someone's partner in life...

The entire video is great, but the last couple of seconds make it worth watching to the end.

Abdul El-Sayed@abdulelsayed.bsky.social

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

I'm not weird. I'm limited edition.

Gail Simone@gailsimone.bsky.social

QUESTION OF THE DAY: This sounds like a joke question, but it isn’t. If it doesn’t apply to you, fine. But it’s a serious question with different levels of meaning. And I am genuinely curious. When did you first realize you were weird?

My contribution to Wes-tober: Back in 1998, I sent Wes Craven an e-mail through his website, asking for advice as a young writer. To my shock and amazement, he replied. His advice was to get things on paper, even if those ideas never went anywhere. He told me to never let an idea go undocumented.

He also said that if I wanted to be a filmmaker, even if it was just with a cheap camcorder, film my ideas. He was very supportive and gracious with his time in this response. When he died, I thought back to that e-mail and felt like we'd really lost someone special. Rest in peace, Wes.