Thee Jen 🐝

Y'all please wash your hands thoroughly in this season of sickness

Idk who needs to know this, but friendly reminder that you should never, ever reply to unsolicited text/email messages. Always login to the website for the company the text claims it's from, and check on things from a different channel to confirm it's legit.

Pleased to announce that in this, the year of our Lord 2026, through what miracle of backwards compatibility assurance I know not what, my 2013 Pioneer car stereo and my Google Pixel phone suddenly play nicely together. I can even see my recent songs on YouTube. May miracles never cease.

#TIL the word Mahogany is actually African origin (like so many things, including humans) despite commonly used mahogany varieties actually being from the Philippines or South America www.recordonline.com/story/entert...

Ok yeah the recommendations for the color I wanted for the back door from the kid and the lady at the Sherwin Williams store were right - this Wild Poppy is def my new favorite color. I'm so excited I wish I didn't still have to finish sanding and priming 😂😭 it's sooooo pretty

May or may not have done that one in the past 😭

Your friendly reminder that data centers are a neutral concept. It's when companies try to take shortcuts with cooling + energy that they are a problem. That is not unique to data centers although they bring the issue into clear focus - industrial facilities MUST be required to consume responsibly

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#ADDlifeprotip #2 - you may think you can leave that painters tape up for a second. After all, it's on the brick, and you're coming right back to paint another coat, right? WRONG. You are completely wrong and might not touch that shit again for a month. Go take it off now. Right now.

I've decided to start a #ADDlifeprotip thread. Tip #1 - I am aware they added the H. I also don't care. That alone probably cost millions of young kids a needed diagnosis because they could sit still.

Lol wordle, who you calling a bitch?

Still mad about the Monday spelling bee. It's pathetic they allowed hepatic but not petechiae

I thought this was a cardinal when I broke out the phone, but I wasn't wearing my glasses and looking at this photo it's possible I saw a tiny red dragon instead

I think I’m officially old. One of my (not THAT much) younger colleagues told me she wants to be like me when she grows up, after a particularly contentious meeting lol. The irony is I HATE that type of thing but sometimes I have no choice but to fight back on a particularly bad idea.

This is the most useful pain chart I have ever seen in my life

I guess it's that time of year again0😭🥺

Lol called it. Why Companies Regret Laying Off Workers For AI share.google/DKQMxY4eYZFY...

Anybody else grab their keys and wallet to go outside, even if they're not actually leaving, so you can trick the dog into thinking you left (so they don't get their feelings hurt bc they can't go outside)? No? Only me? Oh.

FUCKING THIS.

this is some bullshit Louisiana Republicans eliminate elected position days before Democrat was to assume office www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

This product photo is amazing. I totally see hot rancher ladies whipping out their handy dandy standing aid when they slip in the mud puddle. 10/10 photoshop

lol ain’t that the truth

Bet you didn't know you were in the mood for house music tonight, did you? music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Happy Friday! #gonnahaveagoodday youtube.com/watch?v=Nwh7...

Lil disappointed I didn't get Genius on DILDO, but ODDLY is also funny, all things considered 🤣

Sometimes I wonder about things like "Would the tech trend to refer to a standard product as 'core' change, if any of the dudes that push it read romance novels - and realized that's the #1 euphemism for a woman's vaginal canal?"

Today in #shitdoctorssay - "you were right" - the vascular surgeon to me, about my theory that my leg pain since 2022 was caused by an injury during the femoral catheter I got. So to all the doctors who didn't believe me & thought I was exaggerating, including the one I was married to - FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕

Lol I wasn't fast enough to get a photo, but my Alexa just popped a story with "Weird history facts: 12 Christmas Myths that are totally false" Um, who wants to tell them?

So, I decided to use some of the new smart light lightbulbs for my back patio. I thought that meant that the bulbs were smart, but turns out to get them to all sync, on schedules, & hear music means you need a masters degree in lightbulb applications. I’m not sure I’m smart enough for smart bulbs.

Just saying - U.S. Military Service Is Strongest Predictor of Carrying Out Extremist Violence share.google/ZWf37QYnMBMK...

In advance of attempts to get us to "rally around the flag" here's your reminder that military service is a pretty strong predictor of domestic terrorism Militancy in the military: military service and support for political violence and right-wing extremism - PMC share.google/PuJZhEFbCeCx...

Got a gratitude today for living long enough that any song I want, I can pull it up, blast it to a speaker and have a private soundtrack. Remember rewinding tapes so you could hit record as soon as it seemed like the DJ on the radio was about to stop talking 😂 music.youtube.com/watch?v=kETk...

Why is it so hot 😭😭😭 I am trying to sand this damned garage door (yes still, the test samples this time lol) and I'm burning 🥵🥵🥵

Accurate #liberalarts

Mardi Gras #2 with one of the world’s biggest babies. I thought the amount of traffic or the bands/music down the road would get him, but nope, it was the news chopper that about took him out lol. He’s calm again, for the moment 

Lil something for my NOLA peeps to getcha moving and warm that blood if you can't parade with this cruel cold weather music.youtube.com/watch?v=mF_r...

Dear #scrummasters - I understand that team names are fun. I get it, I really do. But I interact with 50+ scrum teams and I will never remember that Team Tahoe is building features for a client vs Team Sedona focusing on performance improvements. Stop trying to make team names happen, k, thx

"Just going to scrape the old paint off the garage door real quick, should be easy. It's mostly peeling already" she said. A week later

Ok Mirriam Webster, now y'all are just fucking with me.

The nice thing about wood is that if some dude leaves big pieces sitting around outside, which are too heavy for you to move, eventually they will simply rot and then be nicely portable yay #HomeImprovement