Mike from Useless, TX

Somehow, I think our $40 trillion debt and climate change both trump Hegseth not getting new toys for Christmas.

I'd like this cartoon even more with Mike Johnson rather than Trump.

Has Mike Johnson deflected questions about the Memorandum of Understanding yet just by saying, "I haven't heard anything about that"?

There's probably no truer sign of TrumpFlation than him admitting that $100 bills just don't cut it any more and we need to go to $250.

Shorter J.D. Vance: "We do not think $1.8 billion is too much to pay to have shit smeared on the walls of the U.S. Capitol!"

“How did you go bankrupt?” Bill asked. “Two ways,” Mike said. “Gradually and then suddenly.”

Channeling his inner Jonathon 'Fuckin' Bitch' Ross!

<sarcasm>Well, it's a good thing J.D. Vance is on the fraud beat!</sarcasm>

The same grown-ups that sat on this bill for a month before finally putting it up for a vote?

The real tragedy here is that unable to accomplish anything substantial, Johnson will compensate by rage posting on Facebook.

If Trump's 'math' was at all legitimate, businesses would advertise 200% off, not half off.

Speaking of sex offenders, where are the Epstein Files?

>> TRUMP: Nobody has been able to give me an accurate number. Everything is a lot. One is a lot. << If only he felt the same about America.

Lisa McCain finds it very odd that people are protesting the murderer Jonathan 'Fuckin' Bitch' Ross and the Gestapo defending him? That's way odder, Lisa.

apnews.com/article/vanc... “We are the ones that have done a great job on affordability, not the Democrats. We just lost an election, they said, based on affordability. It’s a con job by the Democrats.” - Donald Trump Maybe JV Vance is trying to distance himself from Quiet Piggy?

In a fitting metaphor for Trumpageddon II, the Liberty Bell is shuttered.

More like a trumpDown, amirite?

Donald Trump's Amerikkka

Today's Hot Take: Donald Trump should really let us know who these some people who say they would like a dictator are. That really seems like pertinent information, kind of a list of people we'd know not to trust.

Ron DeSantis tacitly condones the Pulse nightclub murders. www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-...

After 108 people, including 37 children, died in floods, Greg Abbott's response is to become laser-focused to redistrict Texas for the second time in four years. It's like he's going for the gold medal in incompetence.

And by 'reverses', they clearly mean 'breaks'.

How self-proclaimed Christian Mike Johnson reconciles his War on the Poor with the teachings of Jesus is, I suppose, why they call them mysteries of faith.

Alligator Alcatraz - Because Auschwitz Was Already Taken

ICE: You Don't Have To Be A Sociopath To Work Here...But It Helps!

Voters in the Republican Texas Senate primary face quite the conundrum - do they go for Ken Paxton, an enthusiastic advocate of the Trump Torture State, or select John Cornyn, a reluctant supporter of the Trump Torture State? www.npr.org/2025/06/05/n...

Beth Van Duyne (TX-24), in her weekly update, bragged about kicking 10,000 of her constituents off Medicaid, which is a very Beth Van Duyne thing to brag about. www.cbpp.org/research/hea...

Transgenic mice, Kush, not transgender. It was quite the kerfuffle a few weeks back. If you're still conflating the two now, chances are you're doing it on purpose and you are a base, dishonest person. But hey, it's your credibility.

Given the autocrats he idolizes, shouldn't that be 'bonesaw approach'?

I wouldn't mind if this became known as the Alito and Thomas Dissent Era.

Ron DeSanctimonious step into the airport chapel?

Pretty sure they're just following the Sermon of the Bank: Blessed are the healthcare-deniers, for they shall have more disposable income.

The PuppySlayer!

48 contestants? What is this, the second quarter quell?

She's the Puppyslayer, right?

My House representative, Beth Van Duyne (TX-24), is a tariff touter.

The Trump Dichotomy: You can say Merry Christmas. You just can't have one. apnews.com/article/trum...

I like calling Mike Johnson Paul Ryan 2.0 because it's kind of true and because I think Paul Ryan would be really insulted by it.

“For we must alwaies take hede that we bie no more of strangers than we sell them; for so we sholde empoverishe our selves and enriche them,” - 1550s Donald Trump, I think

You can never underestimate Donald Trump. I thought we had a Neville Chamberlain in the Oval Office and he turned out to be a second-rate Chamberlain!

Despite nominally being Secretary of State, Marco Rubio seems content to let JD Vance run point on handing the Donbass to the Russians. I guess he doesn't see an upside to being the Neville Chamberlain of the 21st century.

What the hell is happening at Glenn Youngkin's Ren Onion State Prison? #youngkinGulag

nypost.com/2025/01/29/u... Trump obviously supports Hamas and wants them to go forth and multiply. Why isn't this a bigger story?