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How in the ever-living fuck do we live in a world where merely posting our outrage that the US/Israeli coalition just murdered hundreds of Iranian schoolgirls in cold blood somehow makes us simps and apologists for a despotic Iranian regime? #NewsCorpse #Iran

Americans may not have universal healthcare, paternity leave, liveable wages, affordable groceries or decent workplace rights but congratulations guys, you can all sleep easy now knowing your tax dollars went to blowing hundreds of innocent Iranian schoolgirls to bits. Slow. Fucking. Clap. #Iran

How in the shitranking fuck do we live in a country where Aussies have already been locked up under “Hate Speech” laws rammed through Parliament a month ago but the only action the same govt can take against rabid hater Pauline Hanson is a wet-lettuce “censure” in the fucking Senate? #NewsCorpse

The United States would rather murder tens of thousands of Iranian citizens and American soldiers than send a single pedophile billionaire to jail. Fuck this shit. #Iran

How the fuck do we live in a world where thousands of people might die in Iran in coming days purely to draw attention away from Trump’s having raped children, and all the world’s media will collaborate in the deception and destruction? #NewsCorpse #Iran

How in the gronkbusting fuck do we live in a world where calling a woman “difficult” is a slur and calling a woman “easy” is a slur but neither word is ever used as a slur against a man? #NewsCorpse #DifficultWomen #StatusBRO

If this is built, MFW will list all companies involved with its build, all business tenants, and any corporation using or benefiting from it on our #DumpTrump databases so all Australians (and anyone who hates Trump) can avoid paying a cent to any of them ever. You have our word on it. Who’s in?

Are men okay?

So men get one free rape now or what?

Are men okay?

How in the evershitting fuck is it now a “far leftist fringe position” to: - deplore an ongoing genocide, - protest a war criminal visiting federal parliament, - object to powerful men raping & torturing children, & - oppose our Head of State funding & protecting a pedophile brother? #NewsCorpse

How the FUCK do we live in a country where a war criminal signing bombs to be dropped on Palestinian kids is an honoured guest of our government but a woman author pleading for her people not be slaughtered is a dangerous subversive who must be banned from writer’s festivals forthwith? #NewsCorpse

How the fuck do we live in a world where Aussie journos are watching the sacking of some of the best reporters of our era from the #WAPO overnight yet their own media orgs are almost COMPLETELY SILENT on this depraved billionaire’s open collusion with pedophile rapist Trump? #NewsCorp #DumpTrump

How in the fuck do we live in a country where in parts of Australia you’re allowed to meet up to mourn the deaths of 15 people killed at #Bondi but you’re NOT allowed to meet up to mourn the deaths of tens of thousands of slaughtered Palestinians? #NewsCorpse

How in the goddamn flying fuck do we live in a world where many people are talking about the depravity and horror of the Epstein FILES but there are no prospects of any fucking Epstein TRIALS? #NewsCorpse #EpsteinFiles #DumpTrump

How the fuck do we live in a place where the most powerful men to exist have just been more heavily implicated in systematic child rape, torture and murder yet our entire mainstream media is SILENT except for a brief report on the cunt previously known as Prince Andrew? #NewsCorpse #EpsteinFiles

Friendly reminder: the victims of Epstein, Trump and other depraved monsters may not see you scoff at, minimise or publicly disbelieve their stories but every woman you know who’s been discredited, silenced or ignored after speaking out about rape or sexual assault sees you, we promise you we do …

Please read our latest #VileKyle campaign post on Facebook, Insta, Twitter, Threads or UpScrolled, witches. Because he hasn’t stopped spouting filth, misogyny and depravity, so we won’t stop reporting on it and campaigning to stop it. Are you in? #ToYourBrooms

How in the everloving fuck do we live in a world where for centuries Americans have fought for their right to legally carry firearms yet when an American legally carried a firearm yesterday they used it as a reason to shoot him 12 times in the back? #DumpTrump

Hands up if you’re an Australian who reckons you’d be locked up or deported if you tried to enter Trump’s America right now because you refuse to be quiet about the fascism, racism and hate? #DumpTrump

This week our #DumpTrump boycott ramps up. We’re getting more data into our lists now & they go live shortly. If you need to know which companies to boycott to send a message to FIFA, the Olympics & other orgs in bed with Trump, we’re listing them all. And RT so more can join in. #ToYourBrooms

How in the fuck do we live in a world where when Kyle Rittenhouse showed up to a protest with a gun he got treated like a national hero but when Alex Pretti showed up to a protest with a gun he got fucking-well murdered for it? #NewsCorpse #ICEGESTAPO

How in the fuck do we live in a world where the ideological hatred of Christians is called religious terrorism and the ideological hatred of Muslims is called racial terrorism but the ideological hatred of women is never, ever called exactly what it is: men’s terrorism? #NewsCorpse

How the fuck do we live in a place where 60+ women are killed every year including 4 in just the past few days yet there’s no National Day of Mourning or prominent lapel pins or sobbing politician speeches or Special Envoy or Royal Commission or endless media commentary for THEM? #NewsCorpse

Well done @mfwitches.bsky.social "As a result of the poor ratings combined with an extensive campaign from activist group Mad F---ing Witches, ARN’s advertising share has plummeted over the two years since the show expanded to Melbourne in April 2024"

How in the fuck do we live in a world where every woman is a victim of rape, sexual assault and/or sexual harassment but no man has ever met a sexual abuser? #NewsCorpse

Kyle and Jackie are back on air on Monday, witches. And we are ready for them. With our team of half a dozen Admins, dozens of moderators and other volunteers and our witchy army of 200,000 witches who do the hard work of contacting advertisers and funding our important campaigns. Read on …

How the fuck do we live in a country where from next week onwards it seems as if it could be a crime simply to call a person “white” as a way to describe very real and dangerous white supremacy and oppression? #NewsCorpse

It just seems to us Australia is about to bring in laws to make it illegal to criticise or protest the people who are murdering tens of thousands of children and our media is silent on it and if true it’s impossible to recognise this fucking country at all any more … #NewsCorpse

How the hell do we live in a place where @albomp applauds the right of Iranians to protest their government yet AT THE SAME TIME heads a party which has made protest unlawful in at least one state AND intends to legally curtail the right of Aussies to protest a fucking genocide? #NewsCorpse

How in the ever-shitting fuck do we live on a planet where even a year ago if we’d said the USA and NATO would go to war with each other in 2026 they’d have put us away yet now this seems not only possible but a realistic and sensible reading of available facts? #NewsCorpse

How in the goddamned fuck do we live in a world where the United States is about to go to war with NATO over Greenland yet our Australian govt still intends to pay the US almost 400 BILLION dollars of OUR MONEY to protect an alliance which instead now shames us all? #NewsCorpse

🧙🏼‍♀️ #RACISTAF WITHDRAWAL 01 🧙🏼‍♀️ Thanks Mischief Brew for rejecting the racism displayed by the Adelaide Festival last week. If you’re furious about the Festival’s actions too, go to mfw.org.au then the #ToYourBrooms link & the #RacistAF FOES tab for more advertisers to contact. #ToYourBrooms

Witches, to read this crucial post we just put up this morning please see our latest Facebook post (m.facebook.com/story.php?st...) or Twitter post (x.com/mfwitches/st...) for all information needed to help with our new #RacistAF consumer boycott. Let’s go. #RacistAF #ToYourBrooms

How in the goddamned fuck do we live in a world where the MAGAs will swear black and blue masks don’t work … unless you want to murder a woman by shooting her in the face? #NewsCorpse

The thing is nearly all women have a story of being with or near a man they knew badly wanted to maim or kill them and that’s why women deeply recognise that Jonathon Ross (like so many MAGA cunts before him) desperately hated women and was looking for an excuse to kill one. #ReneeGood

How in the gobsmacking fuck do we live in a place where our state’s fire authorities lack sufficient equipment and personnel on catastrophic danger days like today because the government instead spends its money on non-existent, obsolete fucking submarines? #NewsCorpse #CancelAUKUS

Please read our important post on the upcoming Adelaide Writer’s Week after their cancellation of speaker Randa Abdul-Fattah. Next week, we start our boycott of the Festival’s sponsors if nothing changes. Are you in? #ToYourBrooms

How in the neverending fuck do we live in a world where Americans insisted on having guns so they could overthrow a nasty shitfucked government but now they’re point-blank refusing to overthrow a nasty shitfucked government? #NewsCorpse

How in the godforsaken fuck do we live in a world where deviants on Twitter can tell Grok to remove women’s and children’s clothing and neither Grok’s inventors nor those deviants are then charged with serious sexual crimes? #NewsCorpse

The best thing about the huge media push to push Albanese into an RC over #Bondi is it isn’t working: Aussies have stopped listening to Murdoch, Stokes, Williams & other bastard fuckwipes who think they control us. It’s delicious, & none too fucking soon. They can all eat shit & die. #NewsCorpse

How the fuck do we live in a world where the USA is a total shit-show, Venezuela’s been invaded & Greenland is next & who knows where after that, & ALL OF IT is because way too many people looked at a woman candidate & said to themselves “nah, women are too emotional to be President”? #NewsCorpse

So sports “stars” get higher education for free, paid by Oz taxpayers. At the AIS & also others who are subsidised by huge govt $$$ to clubs. All while others pay mega-$$$ for education. So it’s even more shit when these fuckers turn on taxpayers demanding a useless RC. They can FUCK RIGHT OFF.

How in the goddamn fuck do we live in a world where 60 so-called “stars” who’ve never raised their voices (AFAWK) about the slaughter of ~380,000 children in Gaza are suddenly prepared to start yelling for a useless RC into nothing? What in the FUCK are these arsewipes playing at? #NewsCorpse

Our witchy New Year’s Eve prediction is to get Kyle Sandilands sacked sometime in 2026. And if ARN Media can’t or won’t sack him, we’ll bankrupt the entire network instead. If you want this too, then get on board or get out of the fucking way. #VileKyle

How in the ever-living fuck do we live in a country where the vast majority have had ZERO beef ever with Aussie Jews but many of those same Jews are now deliberately destroying their good standing in the eyes of others simply because they refuse to accept Israel’s genocide in Gaza? #NewsCorpse

Are men okay?