Matthew Van Wormer

Matthew Van Wormer

@mgvanwormer.bsky.social

Episcopalian-Husband-Girl Dad×3 | He/Him | #ETownProud | Guardians-Cavs-BGSU🟡🟤 07 | #StartWithWhy Nas=🐐 #SABR Member

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$1,000,000,000 while we fight to convince people here in #Elyria to pay an extra $24 per month to make sure we have Sports, Band, Drama, Robotics, Art, Choir, etc.

Went with burgers instead. Texas Roadhouse Roadkill style: no bun, gouda and sautéed onions.

Matthew Van Wormer@mgvanwormer.bsky.social

Rest of the evening to myself as the girls are on their way to the #Disney #WorldsCollide show. Got an interview with a fellow @classicleague05.bsky.social owner on tap for the next episode of #DeadPeopleBaseball, and then it's laundry and wings! open.spotify.com/show/2FJLlJU...

Rest of the evening to myself as the girls are on their way to the #Disney #WorldsCollide show. Got an interview with a fellow @classicleague05.bsky.social owner on tap for the next episode of #DeadPeopleBaseball, and then it's laundry and wings! open.spotify.com/show/2FJLlJU...

open.spotify.comDead People BaseballPodcast · Classic League Baseball · A Podcast about a Strat-O-Matic Fantasy Baseball League using only retired players. A lot of them are....Dead. This is Dead People Baseball.

Eff Ramaswampy. He doubled and tripled down on the ad, said he approved hit. Eat a bag of 💩

David DeWitt@daviddewitt.bsky.social

Ohio candidate for governor Republican Vivek Ramaswamy is attempting to reframe his controversial ad featuring Democratic opponent Amy Acton’s estranged mother as protestors have started gathering at his events. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/10/25/r...

I feel like @vinceguerrieri.com would appreciate this.

Matthew Van Wormer@mgvanwormer.bsky.social

Howard Ashman got his initial idea for "Little Shop of Horrors" while eating pistachios. He noticed the way the seeds cracked open and had the green pistachio kind of sticking out like a giant tongue. He went to work, writing the story and preparing sketches of what would become "Audrey."

Absolutely wild to me that NY and NJ don't start early voting until now. We start 30 days from the election in Ohio.

Cory Booker@corybooker.com

New Jersey, early voting starts TODAY and runs through November 1st. Don’t wait until Election Day, you can vote right now. We have to get our votes out early and make sure every voice is heard. Find your early voting location here: https://www.nj.gov/state/elections/vote.shtml

Howard Ashman got his initial idea for "Little Shop of Horrors" while eating pistachios. He noticed the way the seeds cracked open and had the green pistachio kind of sticking out like a giant tongue. He went to work, writing the story and preparing sketches of what would become "Audrey."

In a meeting with a potential producer, one of them said "Oh, a Venus fly trap," when he saw the sketch of Audrey. "I didn't have a name to call it, but I like that," Ashman said. The producer gave him a weird look and said, "No, that's what this plant is called." Ashman had never seen one.

Now, obviously this story is complete fiction, but I've got a habit of twirling yarns to Wifey and she bought this one, hook, line and sinker. "Really!?" she said. "No, absolutely none of that is true." She flipped me the bird. It's the usual response to these situations and cracks me up.

Remember that time the #Cavs were up by 22 on the #Knicks in game 1 of the #ECF and then the Knicks came back, won, then swept the Cavs? Clearly Kenny Atkinson doesn't. Leave home boy in Philly.

I had a dream last night that Eddie Murray wasn't in the Hall of Fame. In my dream, I woke up, went to Baseball Reference and his gold bar wasn't there. I was so mad. "How is this possible!? 500 HR, 3000 H!" Anyway, everything is fine now.

This woman crying about losing her home if Amy Acton wins, completely ignoring the fact that the 85% increase on her property taxes came UNDER REPUBLICAN CONTROL. So effing stupid. Just get me to November 4th.

Matthew Van Wormer reposted

Holy shit. Every single Democrat: This is the message. This right here. This is the whole ass pitch the voters in the weeks before the election.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Ossoff: "It's the most corrupt administration of all time & everybody knows it. While the crook president & his crook family rake in billions from all over the world, you pay more for everything... they lied us into war & spent most of the last year covering up for the world's most famous pedophile"