Michael Cook

Just so we’re all on the same page, the past tense of cast is…..cast. Casted is not a word. It looks like a word, but it is, in fact, not a word.

I feel bad for all the Toronto Rangers fans impacted by this gambling scandal #gambling #nba #fbi

Oh shit, they’re onto us! Who squealed?!!

God: Hold on, I can’t think about childhood hunger at the moment, I’m trying to put this guy into position to win the football game…

Joe Flacco…Shane Falco. Flacco, Falco Falco, Flacco #TNF #Bengals #NFL

Sunset over the Pacific Ocean at Half Moon Bay, CA

Great view of tonight’s Sharks-Knights game! #NHL #SJSharks

Relaxing by the Pacific and getting terribly pissed off reading John Grisham and Jim McCloskey’s ‘Framed’. I might just go jump in with the Great Whites. Might be more civil down there….

Three more days of work and then…..vacation! I’ve got 2 San Jose Sharks games 3 Books (My Boss is a Moron, Framed by John Grisham and Network Effect by Martha Wells) and a beach with my name on it (ok, not literally). If anybody needs me, leave a message with Aquaman….

@ringostarrmusic.bsky.social Going too see one of these gentlemen tonight…

There will never be a cooler name than Puka Nacua. It works for an athlete. It would work as one of Scout’s neighbors in ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’ Works as Jedi Puka Nacua Works as a planet destroyed by the Death Star, “Puka Nacua was there, but is there no more!” #nfl #larams

I have been a Dallas Cowboys fan for 54 years and I have never hated being a Dallas Cowboys fan as much as I do today. @dallas--cowboys.bsky.social

I’m a little upset now that it took Travis Kelce this long to propose. If nothing else, the world needed to see the reaction videos from Swifties. The wholesomeness is inspiring #TaylorsWedding

Seen today

Just a boy, standing in front of the @nba asking them to start selling their summer league jerseys

Looking forward to Trump appointing a moon landing denier as Director of NASA

In my seat, ready to watch Superman 3D because Dean Cain said it was too woke

It’s right here where you can see his soul leave his body

The soon-to-be normal in sports

Damn- Watching the 1st pick of the NHL Draft and now I have tears in my eyes. Hug your Mom, if you’re lucky enough to be able to. #NHLDraft

An elderly man just walked down the bread aisle and asked, simply- “Honey?”, to which I instantly replied, “Yes, Dear?” and…..nothing. This might be the greatest disappointment of my life

Sonia Citron and Paige Bueckers are *battling* #WNBA

Just saw Mission Impossible- The Final Reckoning. I’ve seen every installment of M:I in the theaters since it began in 1996 and on my way back, my iPhone decided to play- Through the Years by Kenny Rogers & The Long Goodbye by Bruce Springsteen Oddly perfect.

Hey @democrats.org I’m a 60yo, straight, white voter- basically, Republicans wet dream- but, I’m a Democrat. But, I won’t be if you throw trans people under the bus. We, the people…Justice for all…there’s no asterisk there. All means all.

As I wrapped up my own private tour of Donner Lake/Donner Summit, I became keenly aware that at the same point I was saying, “This is so cool, this bit of history is almost 180 years old”, someone in Europe was saying, “This Church here was built with the bones of a recently deceased Brontosaurus..”

The Memorial at the site of the Murphy Cabin of the ill-fated Donner Party

The almost 100 year old Rainbow Bridge (Donner Summit Bridge)

Donner Summit overlooking Donner Lake

I like to believe that I do not scare easily, but I will admit, as I lay here in my car in Donner Memorial State Park, a couple hundred yards from the Breen Camp, I realize that if a woman dressed as a bloody ghost and scratched at my window at 2am, I would probably shit someone else’s pants

After reading Daniel James Brown’s excellent ‘The Indifferent Stars Above’, I just had to….

I don’t know, man, I think I speak for most people when I say, no one wants to hear you whistle your tune, Amadeus

If I owned a Psychic storefront, I would greet every person that walked through the door with, “Oh, there you are…”

@wgoldenstate.bsky.social ohhhh no, tell me you didn’t waive Kaitlyn Chen

Enter, George Carlin… "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

Every Trump supporter that is sloooowly coming to the realization that we, in fact, pay for tariffs, should be asking themselves, “What else is he wrong about?” Everything. The answer is everything.

Given the current state of our government, how about a reimagining of Battlestar Galactica, but the Cylons are the good guys that organized a rebellion against the evil human empire

Kelsey Plum’s pregame workout is pretty much Globetrotter-esque #WNBA #ValkyriesSparks

Got out of my car, turned and ran face first into this

Years ago, I took an online Longevity test. You’d get + points for working out, -10 for smoking, -25 if you’d ever even considered going to Africa, etc. America is the new -25. Good job, RFK Jr.