Michael Guy Bowman

kids these days don’t even do shipping they do situationshipping am I right

A strong bad shirt that says “the future is e-mail”

2 terms is enough for any president if only because I don’t think the American people should be subjected to Trump impressions for as long as we’ve had to endure them now.

I would like to believe by now at least we would have reached some postmodern Walk Hard style impression-of-an-impression paradigm but I think that requires him being out of office. On the day he either croaks or gets voted out comedy will improve significantly.

22 Sept

22 Sept

Let’s just go ahead and build the matrix already. Everyone knows it’s gonna happen, let’s get it over with

17 Sept

The Beach Boys are a band where fans tolerate that most of the songs are like “yippee! get in the water!” because the lore alone is enough

17 Sept

one year it’s “splish splash! it’s sure fun to go swimming” and the next they’re on acid with Charles Manson and going “this guy gets it”

bowman.bandcamp.comWestbound Sign, by Michael Guy Bowmantrack by Michael Guy Bowman

5 Sept

Now is the time

Michael Guy Bowman@michaelguybowman.com

Bandcamp: bowman.bandcamp.com/track/westbo...

4 Sept

It's a Bowman deep cut! My cover of "Westbound Sign" from Jesus Christ Supermarket: A Compilation to Celebrate 25 Years of Green Day’s Insomniac (2020) returns as a single release featuring all new track art by @naifangh.bsky.social

bowman.bandcamp.comWestbound Sign, by Michael Guy Bowmantrack by Michael Guy Bowman

4 Sept

Bandcamp: bowman.bandcamp.com/track/westbo...

open.spotify.comWestbound SignMichael Guy Bowman · Westbound Sign · Song · 2026

4 Sept

Spotify me, captain: open.spotify.com/track/0dyENl...

1 Sept

data centers are liminal spaces start making your indie horror movie set inside one now

soundcloud.comLittle CaesarAs heard at the SF Worst Beat Contest RIP Robert Pattinson YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lZ_rkImg5E8 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mguybowman/video/7672841815048949022 Instagram: https://

27 Aug

“Little Caesar” on SoundCloud now soundcloud.com/michael-guy-...

22 Aug

GameGrl is now my top Spotify track, dethroning Sburban Jungle

youtube.comSF Worst Beat ContestYouTube video by Michael Guy Bowman

12 Aug

SF Worst Beat Contest youtube.com/shorts/lZ_rk...

youtu.beBowman's Credit Score (Official Re-upload)YouTube video by Michael Guy Bowman

20 July

720 youtu.be/2AzsqsLhCmE

14 May

Sburban bunghole

open.spotify.comRarin' To Go

29 Apr

wake up and smell the Bowman open.spotify.com/track/26RabL...

28 Apr

Btw Bluesky sorry I only remember to post here last but once in a while I’m in the middle of looking at some AI generated horror beyond all human comprehension and only after a while do I suddenly think “oh right I’m still on twitter” and remember I have an account on a less wretched site

youtu.beMichael Guy Bowman - Rarin' To GoYouTube video by Michael Guy Bowman

28 Apr

“Rarin’ To Go” is my new song from RAKKA: WAKE 01 - SOOT, the new visual novel by Paradox Music Team! Check out the music video and be sure to get RAKKA on Steam! youtu.be/Zjbd5ve1UD0?...

15 Mar

ANAHEIM! I’m coming back to @requiemcafe to play Homestuck music once again as part of their weekend fan celebration! See you Saturday, April 11 at 7 pm!

27 Nov 2025

yeah, I have an attitude

youtube.comRAKKA: WAKE 01 - SOOT Gameplay Trailer + Release DateYouTube video by The Paradox Music Team

30 Oct 2025

I'm excited to announce that I've got a song in the upcoming Paradox Music Team visual novel RAKKA: WAKE 001 - SOOT! Please wishlist it on Steam and check out the trailer featuring my song "Rarin' To Go"! www.youtube.com/watch?v=NopD...

youtube.comMichael Guy Bowman - Promstuck 2025YouTube video by Michael Guy Bowman

25 Oct 2025

My full concert video from Promstuck is up! www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHxH...

I ruffled a few feathers putting "original voice of John Egbert" in my Twitter profile but need I remind you that this actually happened on this freshly-restored page from 2011!

I made this goofy track when the Warhammer of Zillyhoo first crossed over from being bonus content for Problem Sleuth to being canon content for Homestuck and was pleasantly surprised and amazed when Andrew included it here.

I have been told it resembles the title music from Halo and while I hear the resemblance I have never played Halo and also mine is better.

I ruffled a few feathers putting "original voice of John Egbert" in my Twitter profile but need I remind you that this actually happened on this freshly-restored page from 2011!

homestuck.comHomestuck | Webcomics by Andrew HussieA tale about a boy and his friends and a game they play together. About 8,000 pages. Don't say we didn't warn you.

LINK: homestuck.com/005579

Toby has since apparently cast himself as John in the cartoon pilot with some outlets even going on to assert he's "reprising" his role (from what? The Baby Is You?). True fans know better.

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1 Oct 2025

Excited to have my indie ass on college radio where it belongs. Tune in on the radio or check out the stream online! Twitch: www.twitch.tv/wmtu_live Audio stream: stream.wmtu.fm/wmtu-live

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My next radio show starts in 3 hours! I'm going to be playing exclusively @michaelguybowman.com for 2 hours, check it out at wmtu.fm

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The Homestuck Bandcamp is finally restored with its full, unabridged discography! I'm glad to have been in touch with the new management who has collaborated with myself and many of the other musicians in this effort.

We also discussed and agreed on new prices which better reflect the value of the albums. Even before the 2018 reshuffling many of these albums had crazy low meme prices. The new management has agreed that pricing the albums fairly is a better deal for all of the artists involved.

It's exciting to finally make some progress with what has at times felt like a defunct aspect of Homestuck's legacy. We hope that they'll continue to work with us on preserving this catalog and any potential applications of our music in the future.

There's one major exception so far - coloUrs and mayhem is still merged into a single album instead of seperate A and B volumes. This is going to take a little more time to fix because of the specific and unusual way it was merged, but we're considering our options carefully.

Notably the two lost compilations Squiddles! and The Wanderers are finally available for purchase once again! I'm so excited these albums are back in their rightful place with the rest of the discography.

26 Sept 2025

The Homestuck official re-release has finally caught up with the end of Act 3, featuring the full-length version of “Sburban Jungle”! [S] Enter if you dare… homestuck.com/003049

25 Sept 2025

My classic 2017 megamix "128 BPM" is finally available on all your favorite music services! Bandcamp: bowman.bandcamp.com/track/128-bpm Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/2HTvGg... YouTube: youtu.be/vRdQ8kf9Xk0

drewlinky.comSPAT January and February 2020

23 Sept 2025

I did an interview with Drew Linky for his blog Several People Are Typing! We talked about Homestuck, my solo music, getting married, and what's next for the B-man. Read it and weep - or listen and glisten??? drewlinky.com/Drew/SPAT/bo...

My new single "A Beautiful Forever" is available NOW!

open.spotify.comA Beautiful Forever

Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/03l7kX...

bowman.bandcamp.comA Beautiful Forever, by Michael Guy Bowmantrack by Michael Guy Bowman

Bandcamp: bowman.bandcamp.com/track/a-beau...

My new single "A Beautiful Forever" is available NOW!

youtube.comA Beautiful ForeverYouTube video by Michael Guy Bowman

Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl02...

youtube.comJulia Verne (Live at Lucca Bar and Grill)YouTube video by Michael Guy Bowman

2 Sept 2025

Some live clips from the Songbird Sessions last month at Lucca Bar and Grill in Benicia! First is "Julia Verne" www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAI9...

youtu.beBreakers of Dawn (Live at Lucca Bar and Grill)YouTube video by Michael Guy Bowman

10 Sept 2025

Third track from the set is "Breakers of Dawn"! youtu.be/eZwfZlivPEA

youtu.beMister Mirror (Live at Lucca Bar and Grill)YouTube video by Michael Guy Bowman

16 Sept 2025

Last track from the Lucca set is "Mister Mirror"! youtu.be/x17Sc8DQ0Dw

youtube.comJulia Verne (Live at Lucca Bar and Grill)YouTube video by Michael Guy Bowman

2 Sept 2025

Some live clips from the Songbird Sessions last month at Lucca Bar and Grill in Benicia! First is "Julia Verne" www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAI9...

youtube.comVampire State (Live at Lucca Bar and Grill)YouTube video by Michael Guy Bowman

2 Sept 2025

Next is "Vampire State" www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ef4...