Michael Hamilton 🇯🇲

Not sure whether to eat it or feed it bread 👀

She a dam fool, one day the alligator will say enough of this foolishness and eat her

That's a not a kidnapping 🤣🤣

Gary Neville says Roberto De Zerbi is building a Tottenham Hotspur ‘to be afraid of’: 🗣️”Spurs out-passed, out-muscled, outplayed, outfought Chelsea across the whole game, this is a team to be worried about.”

I genuinely think Chelsea fans believe their rivalry with Spurs is bigger than our rivalry with Arsenal. 😂 They don’t just dislike us Chelsea absolutely HATES Tottenham! 🤣😭

I didn’t even realise until I rewatched the match that Archie Gray finished the game playing as a LEFT WINGER😂😂

Remember when Man United fans told us we’d overpaid for Mateus Fernandes and their TWO midfield signings were better value? 🤣😭

Rewatched the match. Our passing and movement were top class. We completely outplayed Chelsea. Under Frank & Tudor, we couldn't string 2 passes together. The difference under De Zerbi is night and day! 😍🤍💙

Tottenham after the trip to Marbella 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Conor Gallagher returned against Chelsea and basically spent the whole time on the pitch screaming “F*CK CHELSEA!” 😂😂😭

Mateus Fernandes vs. Chelsea: 120 touches (🥇) 98 passes attempted (🥇) 90 passes completed (🥇) 35 passes in the opponents half (🥇) 19 line-breaking passes (🥇) 5 tackles (🥇) 2 chances created (🥇)

Bossed the game

Remember before the International break,(only 4 weeks ago) when some of the big Spurs accounts were running polls asking if De Zerbi should be sacked? 😳

This result really shouldn’t come as a surprise. If you’ve watched us play over the last few games, you could see this coming a mile off. It was only a matter of time.

Mathys Tel i love you 😍

When I was 18, if someone told me they were 53, I thought they were practically ready for a Zimmer frame and a pension 😂😭 Today I’m 53 myself 😳

Sad news today. After 5 years of medical training, one of my mates has been struck off due to a minor discretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer do the job he loves. What a waste of time and money. Genuinely a great guy and a brilliant vet 😳

Choose a side to go with your Jerk Pork/Chicken 🇯🇲

I know I’m a proper football geek for noticing things like this 😂🤓 Academy players wear blue socks, first-team players wear white socks… SO WHY IS LUCAS WILLIAMS-BARNETT WEARING WHITE SOCKS?! 😳👀

Meanwhile in America 😂 😂 😂

The light-grey graphic is a tribute to the medieval knight and the legendary battle heritage of Sir Henry Percy (Harry Hotspur), featuring the famous Battle of Shrewsbury illustration. [@footyheadlines]

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thfc will have a PINK away kit for the FIRST-EVER time next season. 💖 @Footy_Headlines

Quality Street sizes over the years 😳

Amazon has been recording Manchester United’s season for an “All or Nothing” series

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My wife said to me last night, “Are you happy because Spurs don’t win very often?” 😳😂 I laughed at first, then thought about it for a minute and realised she was absolutely right! 😳

It’s still very early in the season, so it’s too soon to judge properly, but from what I’ve seen so far, Tosin looks a better option than Van Hecke at right-sided centre-back. 👀

With 15 minutes to go, then seeing 8 minutes of added time, the PTSD kicked in. 😂😭 Two years of watching Spurs at home, HANDS UP who was expecting the worst.

Daddy Davies 🔥🔥🔥

First time watching Jack Rudoni he looks a decent player

Good job I’m not a football manager! I’ve been cussing Omar Marmoush for the last 20 minutes, then he scores an absolute worldie! 😂🤦‍♂️ Maybe I should just shut up and leave it to De Zerbi! 🤣

You don’t realise just how much we’ve missed James Maddison until he comes back and reminds you what we’ve been missing! 👏 What I’m wondering now is whether we’ll feel exactly the same when Kulusevski returns. 🤔

I know it’s still early in the game, but Tosin looks really composed at the heart of the defence. Calm on the ball and confident in his positioning. 👀⚽

🚨Tosin Adarabioyo is set to make his full Premier League debut for Tottenham against Coventry City [@SamiMokbel_BBC]

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Dejan Kulusevski on Instagram.

You only see warning signs because someone already done the stupid thing before 😂🚩 Who was that first person who thought this was a good idea! 💀

This generation will never understand the pain, going to the Library and the book you need to finish your assessment isn't there 😒