Michael S. King

Hello to my fellow rejects from X! To put it in #Survivor terms: We've made it to the merge!

If the US is running out of missiles in the War with Iran, perhaps the DoD should check Trump's underwear drawer. Just imagine the BOMBS he has dropped inside those poor Tighty Whities???

DELTA: We are PROUD to celebrate 250 years of FREEDOM with you! Now, sit back, relax, and listen to this list of 200 things your are NOT allowed to do.

Usha Vance has given birth to a baby boy. No word yet on who is the child's actual father

So, what are some of the Lindsey Graham conspiracy theories?

Wtf is Animal Sauce anyway? Cuz I'm not sure I want that

What's the show about a Bear everyone keeps talking about?

I'd better take the rest of the day off, buy some popcorn & plenty of beer, and head on over to Truth Social... cuz Trump is going to lose his fucking mind and I am here for it! #BirthrightCitizenship

18 episodes in on #SurvivorAU 14 & Cameron FINALLY made a MOVE!* *just kidding, Brooke made the move. Cameron is an idiot

#SurvivorAU 14 > #Survivor50

Yo, NYC: What time does the Knicks game start tonight?

@irvinewelsh.bsky.social so happy to be reading Dead Man's Trousers, and visiting my old friends from Leith. I feel like I have grown up with these dudes!

#Survivor50 Worst. Episode. Ever.

So happy to be here on Threads!

The Show Bandit thing is the wackiest B plot we've had to endure from Survivor in a long, long time. #survivor49

I wanted to defend Annie, cuz I do think she has a lot offer physically. She may be old be she is in great shape! But fools that start talking about the merge, or the fucking Final 3x this early in the game ain't got the goods to go far! #Survivor49

@tadish.bsky.social thanks for the RT!

Anyone voting for any season from the 40s as being the BEST season of Survivor is a noob. #Survivor #Survivor50

lol @ idiots who think NYC, the home of WALL ST & more billionaires than anywhere in the planet, is suddenly gonna turn into North Korea 😂

Zohran Mamdani: I want to make the cost of living more affordable for working people. Conservatives: That's COMMIE TALK! Get 'em!!!

If Shambo isn't on #Survivor50, I'm out. 🤜🎤 #survivor #survivor48

No one should ever make fun of Mitch for his speech disorder. But those big, goofy-ass ears are getting harder and harder to resist! #survivor48 #survivor

Mitch: (Halfway through Season 49) I'm almost ready to make my move!!! #Survivor48 #Survivor

Sounds like the PARENTS of this season's contestants would have had the balls to vote out Joe! #Survivor48

Kitty is the real-life gym coach from Glee. #SurvivorAU Titans vs Rebels #Survivor

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie. Breakin' 4: Electric Boogaloo

Worst part about #Alcatraz? The Dementors.

I've fallen asleep twice now trying to finish this latest episode of #Survivor48, and i just realized that I don't really care anymore. 🥱Someone tell me who wins. I'll be watching #SurvivorAU!

I probably skipped through 30% of #Survivor48 ep9 but man... was not sorry to see David go. #HeBlowsAlot

Instead of watching #Survivor48 last night, I watched repeats of #SurvivorAU: Titans Vs Rebels Cuz I am in this shit to be ENTERTAINED!!!

President Trump is withdrawing NY Rep. Elise Stefanik's nomination for U.S. ambassador to the United Nations. Trump pulled the nomination when he realized Stefanik wasn't blonde.

Is it just me, or is Kaelan suddenly getting a winners edit? 🤔 #survivorAU #survivor

When it comes to not reading social cues, Eva is a fucking empath compared to Sai. #Survivor48 #Survivor

Me in the National Security Group Chat: 8===D💦💦

@thedailybeast.bsky.social I spent so much time confirming my identity and resetting a password just to read one of your articles, that I completely forgot which article I was trying to read, and no longer cared.

Where does Max keep scoring blow on the island??? #SurvivorAU

#RoyalKingdom ads are hands down the most obnoxious in a market literally glutted with obnoxious ads.

@kirstenelins.bsky.social Hi Kirsten! Thanks for your work! I deleted my Reddit account, but miss (some of) the discussions on r/kratom... also shocking how much misinformation there is out there!Do you have any recommendations for online forums related to Kratom?

You know right out of the gates that #SurvivorAU is gonna be great because only a true lunatic would agree to compete for FORTY-SEVEN days!!!

The person they voted for was not a threat in any way, shape, or form. The person they didn't vote for is a strategic & physical threat, has a hidden idol, and is quite possibly insane. That was dumb. They are going to regret this one. #survivor48

Kamilla, after forming a bond with Kyle says: 'So happy to have something in common with someone out here' then the scene cuts to a shot of a spider spinning a web. Next scene Kyle talks about what a strategic player she is gonna be... I'll bet she blindsides him!!! #edgic #survivor48

Also revisited #Survivor40 #WaW during the off season. Was struck by how the New School players of that era would now be Old School by today's standards, and their heads might also spin at the relentless speed of the modern game! #Survivor48

I don't know about you guys, but in the off season, I caught up on every season of #Survivor I had missed. Mostly the 30's. Heretofore, I had only seen HvHvHv (which was just kind of lame) & Island of the Idols, (which was so bad I almost swore off the show for good!) To summarize: the 30's rule!

Things sure changed quickly with RFK jr at HHS. Went to the Dr today for testicular torsion & they told me the only known cure was to wrestle a Blacktip shark into submission and then lick its dorsal 13 times in a counter clockwise motion. Anyway, can anyone give me a ride to the aquarium?

Man the cost of living is out of control. My wife dropped an egg while making breakfast this morning, and I filed for divorce! #eggs

RIP Johnny Fairplay's grandmother... I think. 🤔 #Survivor

Closer than I've ever wanted to be to Times Square on a 12.31. But, you know, it was imperative that I come in to work to sit at my desk doing nothing for 6 hours today. IMPERATIVE! #HappyNewYear #TimesSquare

Am I the only one who fast forwards through Letters from Home on #Survivor?

Kevin McCallister is definitely a millennial. If he was an 8-yr old Gen X kid, his parents would have left him home alone on purpose.

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

First NYC snowfall accumulation in, I believe, 3 or 4 centuries 🤔