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For no particular reason, other than the fact that I'm having several "debates" with Christofascists on another platform, this sketch from Not The Nine O'clock News came to mind, so I thought I'd leave it here If you've ever seen the debate about Life Of Brian... www.youtube.com/watch?v=asUy...

There's a virulent supporter of reform/trump/AfD etc called Ivan Kinsman. I thought he'd left this platform, but he just blocked me. He has another persona, same name and photo, on LinkedIn where he poses as a centre-left university lecturer. Be a shame if he were outed there, let's not do that

I've decided that from now on, whenever some christofascist posts a verse from the bible or other such BS, I will reply with quote from Lord of the Rings. More credible, and more trustworthy. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Hey, Americans! We understand that you're running out of missiles, so is it too cheeky of us to use this opportunity to ask for our country back? Actually....86 that. It's just the bits around the coasts and Great Lakes that we want, the bits in the middle tend to do strange stuff. Welcome back!

Headline on the BBC website, "Trump urges UK and other nations to send ships to secure Straits of Hormuz". Fuck right off, arsehole! You broke it, you own it. Use American or Israeli ships, or is it too dangerous for you? "Ooh, ooh, they might shoot back and we don't like wars like that!"

Scott Bessent talking about escorting tankers through the Straits of Hormuz "That was always in our planning, that there’s a chance that US Navy, or perhaps an international coalition, will be escorting oil tankers through,” he said. Why not get the Israeli navy to do it? You broke it, you own it!

Unlike trump, who IS super loud, but also completely out of his depth?

Stephen Miller is an asshole www.youtube.com/watch?v=v49P...

Who benefits from Trump's war in Iran? Great analysis, as usual, by Rachel Maddow! www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

"Hmmm....how can I REALLY distract from the Epstein files? I know, let's invade Venezuela! Uh-oh, that didn't work...I know, let's get the Clintons to testify! Nope, that didn't work either. Oooh I know - thanks for the tip, Bibi, we'll follow you in! Yeah, that'll do it!

After tonight I will have been "dry" for 74.2% of this month, making it Moist January rather than the Decidedly Damp January last year! Yes, I owe 8 days to Feb but that'll be easy peasy in comparison. Tomorrow will be Sauvignon Sunday!

2) Inter alia they found that he had Kallmann syndrome, a condition that results in a micropenis and undescended testicles, which may account for his rage and frustration. I wonder if this is common to all wannabe dictators, and if it leads to a desire to paint oneself orange?

1) Unrelated to other recent news events, British geneticists have recently analysed Adolf Hitler's DNA (extracted from bloodstains found on the couch in the bunker where he killed himself, and taken as a "trophy" by an American soldier.

🎵🎶"Ding dong the witch is dead, which old witch, the wicked witch. Ding dong the wicked witch is dead" 🎵🎶 But no, just the usual spam!

I was out all day today and when I looked at my phone I saw LOTS of unread messages. I thought "ooh, maybe somethings happened". For no apparent reason, an ear worm leapt into my head (ear?)