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“She’s gone home to glory, to her home in the sky” 3 of the greatest in country, together again 🪽

18 years ago today, Lady Gaga released her debut album The Fame… and a star was born. The Fame topped charts around the world, spawned four hit singles, won two Grammy Awards, and launched one of the most influential pop careers of all time.

Teamwork makes the dream work and DreamWorks makes Shrek 

The Zevo commercial is what killed Bonnie Tyler.

The whole gooning craze is stupid to me. Like put your tongue back in your mouth, freak.

It comes in 3’s. Mitch. Lindsey. 👀

The fact that some of y’all are only just now discovering Evan Mulrooney is concerning. Are you gays even gay?

I was super excited for the new Confessions album and I… didn’t care for it…

Keep that stupid dick trend over on Twitter 🙄

Pride is over. I’m back to using slurs (derogatory)

been really having the urge to go down on a man lately…

computah show me Zohran Mamdani shirtless

Could see the intended demographic a mile away

Got bush?

Holy fuck can he just die already

I’m a KILLUH

All I can honestly say about the new Tomb Raider games is that these better be some of the hardest challenges made in the series. I wanna be confused so bad.

It’s a good god damn day to be a Raider 🫡

I don’t personally enjoy being gay, but happy pride to those who do. Celebrate who you are! 🏳️‍🌈

The Backrooms but it’s really just an elaborate invite to dinner with Armie Hammer.

Also. If you’re gonna post #fatcockfriday can you at least make sure it’s fat?

MEN. STOP SHAVING YOUR BUSH. My dentist tells me I need to floss more.

You can lead a horse to Baja, but you can’t make it blast

I’d take lesbians over gay men any day.

Binge watched The Borough on Netflix and I’m wondering why we don’t put Geena Davis in more things.

Long live Mayhem.

Man, it’s time. Can someone just do it properly already?

Kids these days are too young to understand the greatness that was (and still is) of ARTPOP 🔵

People should start tailgating before movies. Imagine firing up the grill in the AMC parking lot.

When you reach five assassination attempts you get the sixth one for free

Thank god Starfield is finally on PS. I’ve been dying to play it 😭

True heartache is sharing your favorite music with someone who’s no longer in your life.

From here on out, I’m calling Pete Hegseth & Kash Patel the “liquor cabinet” 🤭

Working 2 jobs is going to kill me I just know it

me + a video game I love

We were happy just to be alive 🥺

At least I can say I saw the Mayhem Ball before the world completely obliterates 😅

Happy Easter! 🐰

Turns out Kristi didn’t really Noem

No job? No tits? Must be Kristi (No)em 🤣

Some men just look better with clothes on. Idk.

Commenting “hey little guy” on random peoples dick pics <<<<<<<<

When did the swinger movement become such a big thing? Gross.

Pursuing a relationship with a gay man is like thinking the stripper loves you

can we normalize monogamy in the gay community

Currently drenched in sweat. And just like that, I miss winter 😔

I’m just a boy, standing in front of the void, screaming that I want a grilled cheese

Parking lot seagulls are so mysterious

I check couples Venmo exchanges like I check social media 😅

That Midnight Sun song is the most annoying fucking song and I’m sick of hearing it.