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Who’s ready for a #PikachuParade…?!?! Featuring: The various Pikachu plushes my partner and I purchased during our trip to Japan in 2025! Here we gooooooo!!!

We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.

Every. Single. Word. This article put into words what I’ve been thinking *for years* about Clark. So glad someone’s saying it.

You wanna know why I love Victor Wembanyama? The first words he said into the mic after last night’s game 7 were: “These guys behind me have no idea how much I love them.” Like, in the age of ‘what is a Man’ that was.. profound. Amazing shit. All said, go Knicks 😅

Wemby should be allowed to smoke cigarettes during games

STOP THE COUNT

Skytown, I’ll never abandon you (no matter how many stupid choices your FO makes) 🩵🩵🩵

Sorry babes, still trying to lower my heart rate after seeing David Attenborough trending on bsky. He’s okay, everything’s okay, it’s just his birthday. It’s just his birthday.

WOW. So #Wendys heard the public outcry and is bringing Sweet n Sour sauce back… but only “temporarily” Did you motherfuckers not learn? Well anyways, I’m gonna make it a moot point by buying so many nugs w/ S&S sauce that they have no GD choice but to make it permanent. #SweetNSourSupremacy

Two things can be true: 1. Amazon is evil and we should not be buying/selling their crap if we can avoid it. 2. NBA on Prime is very entertaining, good content. I expect this to be as well. Still pissed at my Sky for doing T-Spoon dirty, so am THRILLED to see her getting her due (at least a lil).

It's officially NBA Playoffs season!

I will never ever ever give a single fuck about what happens in british politics

So bummed the Bulls said goodbye to Coby White, but man oh man, am I glad he’s having his moment with the Hornets. Whatta game!!!

People going to Hell™️: -MAGA -Bsky Liberals who post AI-generated anti-trump memes -Anyone who posts AI-generated anything -Radio talk show hosts

Hilary Duff can heal us. #Roommates

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

Between Reese leaving the Sky, and half the damn Bulls’ roster getting traded, this year has SUCKED for Chicago basketball. At this rate, Chicago won’t be seeing any playoffs until the 2030s… ugh.

I was gonna make a metamorphic rock joke, but it wasn’t very gneiss, and I don’t want others to find fault with my words ore actions.

RE👏UNIFY👏 GON👏DWANA👏

"I see now that the circumstances of one's bread are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of loaf that counts."

One of the worst/best parts about being an adult is the excitement you feel with one of those ‘3 check’ months. Gonna have an extra check in April, and I cannot WAIT… to put that shit right into savings. #LL #LivingLarge

Movie pitch: Cocaine Safari Think the plot of Cocaine Bear, but follows a family on a safari trip, and a drug plane accidentally drops a huge bag of coke on a nature park. The family endures a high hippo, a good goring scene with a coked out elephant or rhino, a druggy giraffe. Hollywood—call me!!

STRATTON STRATTON STRATTON STRATTON STRATTON JULIANA MOTHERFUCKING STRATTON!!!!!!! Cannot wait for my NEXT Senator, Juliana #Stratton!!!!!! IL said no to PACs, no to crypto, and no to regressive politics!!! 💙

Whatever happened to liking the way I look? Whatever happened to guaranteeing it?

As Kathy Hilton so iconically said, you gotta learn to read the room and know your place #RHOBH

This—to me—is one of the most significant tweets I’ve seen in a while. This PERFECTLY demonstrates just how much MM goes out of its way to sanitize far-right messaging. And it’s not only fox/cbs, it’s politico and axios and npr, etc. Also stunned at how brazen these bigots have become. Scary times.

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

Babe, I’m sorry if it makes you uncomfortable, but an anatomically accurate male Morpeko would have a MASSIVE ballsack…

The American Dream may be dead, but the Americone Dream™️ lives on and is delicious—and if Ben and Jerry’s discontinues that flavor when #Colbert ends his show, I will absolutely fucking lose it..!

Pokémon Winds and Pokémon Waves

Who said a family can’t be you and a gratuitous amount of Pokemon plushes??? Happy #Pokemon30 Day, friends!

Thoughts on #ReggieDinkins: I came for Morgan and Radcliffe, I stayed for Moynihan and Alexander. Very solid pilot, had several good laughs. Looking forward to more! Between this show, St. Denis, and Stumble, NBC seems like it found its sitcom groove again. Refreshing!

It is my earnest belief that Victor Wembanyama was put in the taffy puller from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as a child

Yalls, I’ve seen people call the $20 #FRLG rerelease an “insane” and “obscene” price… People are arguing it should cost $7-$10… These games released two decades ago and cost $40/each. I’m like beside myself. People genuinely think Pokemon games are an entitlement that should cost nothing.

They said it. We’re all thinking it.

#Overwatch Characters by Chinese Zodiac animal: Rat — Wrecking Ball Ox — Orisa Tiger — Jetpack Cat Rabbit — Mei Dragon — Hanzo/Genji Snake — Widowmaker Horse — Reinhardt Goat — Brigitte Monkey — Winston Rooster — Bastion Dog — Kiriko Pig — Roadhog

As an Illinoisan, I will not vote for @congressmanraja.bsky.social given his continuing ties to AIPAC and other shady PACs. If this means writing in an Independent in the general, so be it. I am officially done voting blue no matter who. @julianastratton.bsky.social FOR IL SENATOR! #Stratton2026 💙

***LEGALLY OBLIGATED*** to watch!!!

The Pokémon Company, apparently:

go off jack white

america needs to rip the bandaid and just rename every airport ‘trump international’

Perfection