Mike Branom

What is up with Palacios' arm?

Junior, that is an EXCELLENT way to get your leg broken.

Not gonna lie: I enjoyed the hell out of Mahomes getting ROCKED there.

We don't hate cars out here. We hate DRIVING.

I hadn't realized that Thom "A drive into deep left field by Castellanos..." Brennaman fell all the way to the CW. This morning, he called Cal-SMU.

What is going on with FOX's bumper music?

In the same vein, the air quality in Los Angeles.

I'm less surprised DeLuca didn't catch that than that he didn't fuck up his wrist on the dive.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBG5... My favorite TV spot of the MLB postseason. The spider gag is GOLD.

OK,*that* is a catch.

That is aggressively NOT a catch.

Don't know this Nebraska QB, but I'm already a big fan.

Is Nebraska... good?

That MLB Network ad, with the famous announcer calls: I larfed.

MICROLEAGUE BASEBALL! I *LOVED* THAT GAME!

Murph rambled on that speech until he stumbled into a hook. As a writer, I get that.

My mood: www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_lY...

Wow. Go get 'em, Brewers.

(Muncy makes me look good by pouncing on that bunt...)

Max Muncy has been named a finalist for the Gold Glove at 3B, which is the greatest testimony to the club's coaching/player development I can imagine. His first few years in LA, the man was a menace to the opposition in the batter's box, and a menace to his own team in the field.

Tough – but fair.

I'm loving this postseason's high-leverage marathon at-bats.

Trading Places for Tax Purposes.

Yet in a few hours, Taiwanese officials will be saying, "Whut?"

need a wellness check there

ATTN: @cjzero.bsky.social

Please tell me someone got the clip of Cardae Mack's helmet/facemask breaking the cheek of the guy congratulating him on the ASU sideline.

It's been a long while since I disliked a Sun Devils QB as much as I do Cutter Boley.

Nature bats last.

Me, I'm not tall – so I let my mad hops carry the day.

Ibid.

Train porn was pioneered by the Japanese, and I, for one, appreciate their commitment to mass transit.

Iowa is just TOYING with the UW Huskies.

Star-News giving me yesterday's story today. 🤔

Had 'em all the way. Good on ya, Pads. No way you could go swept into that good night.

For a ground ball to short, that had a LOT going on.

Excellent job of hiding your emotions there, Dustin.

DUSTIN MAY IS A BREWER?!?!

Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's fly...

In exchange for Good Díaz, there's Bad Roki.

Donkey Island, in "Pinocchio." Pretty sure my grandparents were trying to send a message to me, my brother, and cousins with that one.

Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's fly...

That's it. Bench Boley.

I'd always get him mixed up with Mike Morgan. www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/mo...

Smith-Shawshank is putting them over the heart of the plate.

That bald man, the light-orange polo wasn't doing him any favors.

Houston, you have a pr... (I'm hit over the head, wrapped in a roll of carpet, then dumped into Trinity Bay.)

I can read his lips... and he's not praying.

I am enjoying yet another episode of Donald Trump, Bringer of Bad Sports Luck.

As long as Kiffin-getting-tarmac'd jokes are told, Todd Graham lives forever in Sun Devils lore. www.espn.com/college-foot...