Mike Sacks

"Mom, dad. This is Rick. He's made out of wicker."

Well, I've found the very worst way to look at yourself. In the hand-held mirror the dentist hands you.

And yet he wants $1.5 trillion to go to the Pentagon. What are we fighting to protect, exactly? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

"Writers." How many? Two? www.nytimes.com/2026/10/24/b...

Threads, man. I just don’t know.

If I had to go for any rock and roll “look,” it’d probably be that of John Deacon’s from Queen, circa 1984

Hadn't made up my mind on whom to vote for up here in Maine, but I just passed some signs and I think that did it for me!

This is my black-velvet painting of Chris Elliott with David Letterman. Chris is involved with my next audio comedy project, playing a successful surgeon who gives it all up to go back into showbiz. It'll be out in 2027 from the great @thesonarnetwork.bsky.social God how I love Chris Elliott.

The sense of humor on Threads is in the very, very low range. Holy shit. Post anything and you're pummelled.

My god in heaven can the Brits fucking act

Sort of like watching Bob Hope in the 1970s dressed in a shaggy black wig, still doing Beatles impressions.

Nothing good?! And silly?!

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Boy, can I wait to see this! www.theguardian.com/stage/2026/o...

The only thing out of control is that wig you be sportin

It's pretty funny. The age spot on my penis is in the shape of a heart!

Damn. Just occurred to me I may now be too old to clerk for Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.

Can’t believe this shot is up for a 2026 Pulitzer Prize in journalism! Thank you, Pulitzer committee!

I say this out of experience, but it’s not a good thing when all the regulars in a bar know your name.

“But he remembered Democrats are crazier than his ex.” Jesus hell.

Me back in school, asking a question that had already been asked 15 minutes earlier but I was too busy daydreaming

We're already in Sharia law. But it's Christian, hard right, and in charge of the Supreme Court.

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What kind of country allows for this?

Virginia is Republican run. Maryland isn't. Location of data centers. Very clear demarcation.

Well, this was a mistake for a first dinner date

WHOA! THAT'S JUST FUCKING AMAZING!!! But you know what I'd like more? Abortion rights for women, no children eviscerated by machine guns, affordable groceries, cheaper gas (or, even better yet, more solar power and wind turbine options), and a serial sexual felon out of the fucking White House.

Terrific documentary about a brilliant comedic mind @netflix.com

Terrific piece. If you haven't yet checked this out, @rachellichtman.bsky.social is brilliant and her work is top notch.

Over the past few weeks, I’ve tried to learn chess. I’m not … good spatially.

She has my vote www.foxnews.com/politics/fir...

Well, that's the last time I ever wear my "DIGGER" crew jacket to a first date.

newrepublic.com/post/216602/... Fuck off with this shit when one side are criminals and liars. The president of the League of Women Voters of the Mid-Shore and the debate’s moderator, told the crowd to remain civil. "It’s very important that you guys are able to hear from both of us tonight."

PawPaw, I miss you so damn much

Idea for a documentary about comedy: don’t know yet but Judd Apatow will produce. Excited!!

My bus just arrived in Hollywood! Wish me luck!!!

Anyone have change for a one? I’m tipping my life coach. Thanks.

Um, this was the dude who endlessly hung out at the Playboy Mansion's grotto with James Caan, Bill Cosby, Scott Baio, James Woods, hitting up 18 years olds.

I’m sure God is just absolutely devastated

“A gay”

Each time I drink or smoke, I think: There goes 3.5 hours off my life sitting in front of a TV watching "Wheel of Fortune" with my Caribbean nurse

I'd make fun of this but I'd probably do the exact same thing after shaking hundreds of hands

MAGA Mike Love at a recent performance, mumbling “I Get Around”

Wrote a new book: "LORNE MICHAELS: The Ray Kroc of Comedy"

Going to start calling people “old sport”

I don't know, man. My principal would have been ... not so pleased.

Wonder if the jail fashioned this homemade sign: WELCOME BACK, CHRISTA!!!! WE MISSED U!”

It's weird. I found chess impossible to learn but easy to master.