Mike Craghead

Mike Craghead

@mikecraghead.com

Insufferable twit, Halloween Wars vet, carver of pumpkins and sand and other silly things, worstselling author: LowArtHighCraft.com. Avoid mikecraghead.com at all costs.

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“Does anyone know a good dermatologist?” By Mike Craghead. Carved Oct. 22, 2026. #pumpkincarving #halloween #HalloweenWars Music by Melodus Be sure to stop by Eureka Natural Foods this weekend to see gross things like this! Eureka on Saturday, McKinleyville on Sunday.

I’m not sure whether it’s an octopus, but I do know it’s dressed up as a ghost and it’s sitting on a pumpkin. Carved from butternut squash, Oct. 17, 2026. #pumpkincarving #halloween #HalloweenWars Music by Melodus

OctoBEARfest 2026 at the Sequoia Park Zoo: Three bears! Two with eight legs ("Octo..." GET IT?!): a tardigrade ("water bear") and an Octobear (with tentacles!) both carved from butternut squash, and a life-sized pumpkin bear cub. #pumpkincarving #SequoiaParkZoo #HalloweenWars #OrganicMattersRanch

Such a treat to carve alongside my fellow vets of Halloween Wars season 14, Sarah "Bloodstain" Blostein and Alan Silva! #pumpkin #pumpkincarving #halloween #foodnetwork #halloweenwars #humboldtcounty

A great start to the season! See y’all tomorrow (Sunday) Organic Matters Ranch, with fellow weirdos Alan J Silva and ahead.of.the.carve (Sarah “Bloodstain”)!

Live pumpkin carving at Organic Matters Ranch, Sunday, October 4, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Join Halloween Wars veterans Sarah "Bloodstain" Blostein (Toronto), Alan Silva (LA) and Mike Craghead (Eureka), all weirdos from 2024's season 14 of Food Network's Halloween Wars! #Halloween #PumpkinCarving

Got October plans? Cancel them and watch pumpkins get weird! Actually no, that would be bonkers, don’t do that. But should your plans fall through organically, here are like a dozen ideas of what to do instead! #PumpkinCarving #Halloween #HalloweenWars

Join us at the 57th Annual Annie & Mary Days, at Blue Lake, CA's Perigot Park, Sunday, Aug. 9. CEO/Fog plays at noon, then we're up at 1:15, followed by Firesign and UKEsperience.

Attention, folks planning on visiting Kaptain’s Quarters Taproom on May 21, and/or Redwood Curtain Brewing Company on May 28: My apologies for all the noise.

On Tuesday, April 21, I hereby promise to make noises that pair perfectly with what’s on tap at Redwood Curtain in Myrtletown! #singersongwriter #insufferabletwit

Join Jeff for an evening of great music, Saturday, April 25 in Trinidad Town Hall, for Trinidad Art Nights - I’ll also be there, but you should come anyway!

Slimy Christmas friends: I inflicted banana slugs upon my family for stocking stuffers. These were experiments, I’ll move to more robust materials when I put them up for adoption ;) #SlugLife

Mike will be making noises on Saturday Nov. 15 at Eureka Natural Foods on Broadway, from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m., or possibly earlier if enough complaints are received, or if too much rotten fruit is thrown, or in the event of a natural disaster, or if a bunch of pigeons rise up and attack or something.

This was a weird-shaped white pumpkin that already had a distinct "face," so I couldn't resist plucking it from the patch! I was tempted to go with making a character with a giant brain, but instead I thought about other folks with extra cranial burdens and landed on Medusa. (Music by Melodus).

Sometimes it’s a slow enough news day that journalists resort to talking about weirdos like me. Thanks to Heather Shelton and the Times-Standard for doing that! #pumpkincarving #woodcarving #Halloween #HalloweenWars @SequoiaParkZoo #BooattheZoo @OrganicMattersRanch @EurekaNaturalFoods

times-standard.comPumpkins prevail“I love pumpkins because they’re objectively cool. Each new carving is an opportunity to tell a story or a joke. Each pumpkin is a new challenge, and Halloween is the best excuse for all this…

I don't want to alarm anyone, but these two sinister pumpkin guys were lurking inside some old redwood fence posts. Proceed with caution! #pumpkincarving #woodcarving #Halloween #HalloweenWars

Based on preliminary testing I'm starting to believe that wooden pumpkins might last longer than real ones. Big if true! #pumpkincarving #woodcarving #Halloween #HalloweenWars

Hello interwebnet people! An official interwebnet invitation: Use your interwebnet device to join me at 10 a.m. on Sunday, Aug. 27: Wendy Butler has graciously invited me to her Art Attitude show on HumboldtHotAir.com, to talk about my book. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. #booksky

Hello interwebnet people! An official interwebnet invitation: Use your interwebnet device to join me at 10 a.m. on Sunday, Aug. 27: Wendy Butler has graciously invited me to her Art Attitude show on HumboldtHotAir.com, to talk about my book. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. #booksky

I wrote this a couple years ago. I’d mostly say the same things if I were to write it today, except I’d use far more expletives. mikecraghead.com/card.cfm?id=... I’ll be singing at the Humboldt Crabs game on Friday, July 18, 2025. See you there! #humboldtcrabs #baseball #humboldt

mikecraghead.comWhy I Still Sing the Anthem - Mike Craghead'Sometimes Mike fools the folks at the Arcata Ball Park to let him sing the National Anthem before the Crabs' inevitable win. In 2025 he fooled them into Friday, July 18. 'Above: it sounds kind of lik...

Because sometimes stupidity helps, here's Photoshop crime #3,743: I love Dave but I think Grolsch is vile swill. I made this in 2015, and I'm still conflicted about it. #FooFighters #DaveGrohl #ShittyBeer #DadJokes #DumbJokes

"When we reflexively make the argument that a dumb thing is not dumb because it’s 'art,' we lose that argument. Our valiant defense of the duct-taped banana is nearly as silly as the banana itself." #art #craft #music #book #ebook #audiobook #podcast #booksky #bskyart More at LowArtHighCraft.com.