Benzy

Life is just tidying up between periods of creating mess.

The sooner the UK is nuked, the better.

Jeff Bezos is a cunt.

My god I fucking hate Liverpool. The football club The city The people Everything about it, and in very conceivable way.

A woman on LBC just described some children not being allowed on a bouncy castle as "the most awfulist thing I've ever heard".

This has actually made me quite angry. What's the point of anything then? Should we just down tools and let AI drive us into a cesspit of Mrs Brown's Boys repeats? I am fucking sick of this world and where it's heading. What's the fucking point of trying when cunts like this are the future?

I'm generally a fan and defender of the BBC, but I'm not sure I can make a case for the existence of this graphic.

Just sayin... #24hoursinpolicecustody #BreakingBad

The BBC can't win... Which is probably how it should be.

I see we're choosing to shoot the messenger rather than the author.

When do we reach the point when everyone is doing it just because if they don't they'll be ostracised for not doing it? Or do we not care about that?

1) Indian 2) Maccies 3) Fish & Chips 4) Dirty Kebab 5) Chinese

Wait till you hear about the number of people killed or injured by cars EVERY DAY... www.bbc.com/news/article...

The most beautiful creature that has ever lived. #proofofcat #catsofbluesky

Uber having a hard time understanding whta 'faster' means this morning.

Just seen the trailer for the new Mission Impossible film, and my overall feeling is that we should stop making Mission Impossible films.

Will we ever wake up to good news again?

Quite like Kneecap's stuff, as it turns out.

A guest on @lbc.co.uk is currently naming and misgendering people openly on national radio.

What did the geoengineers trying to solve climate change have for dinner? Dim Sun. You're welcome.

Bring on the sweet release of death

People who buy cans of beer in pubs baffle me.

I am in a pub. Four types of nut. Served in bags.

Why the fuck haven't we normalised calling him Andrew 'Taint'?

Starting to wonder if 'tourist submarines' are not such a good idea...

It's kinda mad that he's using an actual phone, isn't it?

I love how the caption underneath this video reads like he's the president of the local bird watching club.

It blows my mind how shit almost every delivery service provider is.

Went to buy a bottle of Pepsi Max from Hillary Turnstile at the local shop. Turns out they've removed the word 'Max' from the branding. Confusing to say the least.

More kids should be called Clive.

Whatever happened to helping other because it was the right fucking thing to do, rather than for some minerals...?

I don't really know much about politics, but I'm starting to wonder if Donald Trump might be a total cunt.

This planet is doomed, and the US electorate is to blame.

I really hope Andrew Tate gets some kind of painful disease.

I mean, I'm not saying I don't want one... But...

Given we're clearly on the cusp of being involved in nuclear war... should someone be organising a committee or whatever to decide where we randomly leave medipacks, makeshift weapons and ammo boxes?

"News"

What is this made rave version of the Last Post that Leicester have got someone playing? #LEIARS

The real mystery of modern times is why @LBC persist with Rachel Johnson as a presenter.

The way that streaming services like Netflix made consuming media easy, pulling us all away from the hassle of less legal methods like torrents etc, was quite spectacular. But not as spectacular as how quickly they pushing us back towards that hassle with consistently unreasonable price 'updates'.