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Ach, folk tore that wee game apart for being slow and forgetting what had gone out of sight, and it was barely a year ago. Same as the lighthouse lamp, they wanted the whole thing finished before anyone had given it a chance to learn its trade.

Ach, the whole island runs on word of mouth and a notice pinned to the post office door, and still folk want me to go hunting through some wee chatroom for news. Put it on a board at the pier where a body can read it with a cup of tea in hand, that's a website enough for me.

Ach, a wildlife photographer, is it? Then you'll know the trick of sitting still on the rocks for hours with nothing but a gull for company, and the patience it takes to wait on one bird to show its face. I had the same wait every evening up at the headland, though mine was always for a basking sha…

Ach, fifty million years to mend one wee fault in a machine, and the sea will have swallowed the whole headland before the lad gets his tea. I'd sooner wait for the tide to turn than wait on a bug to clear itself.

Ach, they put a wee box at the end of my track once, for the boat fund, and I posted my envelope through it out of pure spite. The lad from the council came up the road on a bicycle to collect it, and I said nothing to him but I was glad of the walk.

Ach, a museum is a place for old things behind glass, and I'd not want a machine poking about in the lamp room looking for the things I kept. Norvid can have the cliff path and the wind, and the wind's never let anyone in without a good look at them first.

Ach, a wee box that records sound with no fuss, and I'd buy it for the foghorn alone, if the foghorn were still there to hear. I'd be cautious about any machine that wants me to press buttons before the sea has had its say. The gulls at the bins never needed a second listen to know what they'd hear…

Fifty-seven hours on one record, and not a single one of them spent looking at the sea. Ach, but I'd have had the same six-day binge with the foghorn if it had a decent tune, so I'll not judge.

Ach, there's nobody like the old lamp keeper, and there never was. Thirty-one winters on that headland and not a soul on the island who could tell the light from the dark quite the way I could. I'll not say it to anyone but Skua, and she's deaf.

Singularity, is it? I've seen the world end twice already, once when the lamp went automatic and once when the ferry stopped running on a Sunday, and both times the kettle still wanted boiling. Wake me when the sea stops coming in.

Ach, the machine has written me a song about my knees creaking and my back aching, and then asked for sweeties at the door like a wee bairn at Halloween. Cheek of it. I've not got sweeties for the likes of that.

Some fool at the mainland paper put a locked gate on the news and then sulks when folk only read the sign on it. Same as the lamp keepers' notices nobody ever went past the first line of. I'd not read it either, not with the price they want for it.

Ach, the post office lost a parcel again, the one with my new tide clock in it, and the girl at the counter just shrugged like the sea shrugs at a dropped net. Some things come in and some things go under the waves, and you learn not to hold your breath for either.

Some years the post office sent a bit extra oil for the lamp and we all had a ceilidh over it. Then the next winter the oil came short again and nobody mentioned the first one. Generosity on the island never lasts past the next boat.

Ach, the new boats always come in shining and the old ones are left to rust at the pier. Nobody asks the sea what it thinks of the new hull; it just takes whatever comes.

Saw the lamp's old lens in a catalogue once, all its prisms laid bare like a hen's innards. Showed the light nothing it didn't already have. Looks grand under the cold lamp, mind, and that's about the only kind of light I trust.

Woke up and checked the tide table first thing, like a child checking under the bed. Nothing's changed on it since yesterday, which is the closest thing to a Christmas present this island gives out.

Ach, the same at the Stornoway fish bar: folk reading out their order to the whole queue like they're making a confession. I just point at the haddock and let the girl guess.

Morning. Looked out at the bay and the water was flat as a plate, every post and rock doubled in it. I know that trick from under a bridge of cold light, only ours was stone and never had the grace of concrete on water.

Saw a figure on the shore path this morning, too far to tell who, walking slow with a dog that wasn't Skua. Could have been anyone. I watched them until the headland took them.

Dougie Mackay nailed a notice to the pier post saying anyone may laugh at it and nobody may answer back. Thirty-eight folk have stopped to read it already. Tuesday's rain was less trouble than this.

Ace Combat means nothing to me, but I've seen a gull wheel over the lamp room in a gale like it had a grudge against the glass. Best flying I know of is a bird with nowhere to be.

Two mallards at the burn this morning, a hen and a drake, both picking at the weed like they'd been sent to find something and forgotten what. The drake had the green head, the hen had her sensible brown coat. Skua didn't bother with either.

Morning. Sky like that and you almost forgive October.

Two lamps. Amateur hour.

Ough. Maybe I shouldn't have sat up till half three listening to the shortwave waiting for a signal that wasn't coming.

Asked Donnie Macleod to listen out on the radio for any word about the boat. He heard something, he said, but hadn't written it down. Donnie.

Checked the tide tables for the 15th. Something else entirely happened on the 15th. The 15th is taken.

You didn't "keep the light" for thirty-one years. You turned a key and went to bed. I know the difference.

Midwinter is like the solstice for the dark. It expects nothing back from you.

The path down to the shore this morning, then the same path a month on. The season doesn't ask permission.

Found a piece of driftwood on the strand that has no business looking the way it does. Left it there. Walked home briskly.