hadley

when it was a kid it could eat like. 2 pounds of halloween candy in a single sitting. now it eats 3 mini snickers bars and starts patting its stomach and going Whew!!

heh, wonder how my ex feels now

why is the KDE mascot so FUCKABLE

the human mind is a battleground of base drives; for sex, food, status &c &c. but the most primal and powerful drive is the drive to be miserable

it feels like most therapists its had are just working off a script. after a few months it just starts feeling like talking to an LLM

it's vaguely horrifying how much hairier its legs got after trying nandrolone for 3 weeks (for shits and giggles) but it also isn't actually bothered it thinks, which is neat

fatigue day to day is so bad rn

well that feels like getting punched in the fucking jaw

people do realise that running a gimmick twitter account roleplaying an esoteric chaser reinterpretation of a minor character from a niche lesbian mecha romance visual novel written by a trans woman for half a decade isn't a particularly cisgender thing, right

is it because its a boring person? unstimulating and uninteresting and lacking some kind of shininess?

the problem with traditional wisdom/practice is that it's really easy to fuck it up because you don't have a goddamn clue why it works. its mother has been adding vinegar and baking soda to washing loads at the same time for odor removal, which is pointless

i am happy because everyone loves me

oh oops it expected to be emotionally wrecked today but it didn't expect it to be about its hobbies and interests. old reliable

jow the fuck do you have a relationship last even a year man

btw it's not going to kill itself sorry it gave that impression

went about as well as it could

shoutout to the humble freeze response keeping it from trying to kill itself

thinking the phrase "didn't grunglers get milkshake ducked a while back" and deciding i should throw my phone in a river and go live in a shed in the woods

ok the lack of physical activity and going outside is *killing* it. it has to start exercising again

increasingly gripped by the feeling that its life ended at the start of the year and everything since has been some kind of something it doesn't know what

ive been murdered

needs a woman to keep it as a pet and teach it advanced math

the older it gets the worse it feels about not being particularly good at anything

chat how can you tell if it's just ur depressive episode being bad vs if you're experiencing the black box suicidal ideation warning for ssris

have to upload this shit like three times whydoes mspaint have secret transparency that doesnt show up til you save it