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All being well, this rain will wash away my sins.

Just a golden boy in the park

IT'S A GALAXIE 500 SORT OF MONDAY

WHY IS IT NOT CANS TIME YET?

In honour of Hoss am listening to Street Hassle.

Is it too early to be thinking about TUPE?

Big shout out to the man walking his dog in a fleece lined hoodie. Hope you’re staying warm today.

Just heard someone describe a right wing influencer as a ‘Gammonista’ which is pretty amazing.

It's been 10 years since I last had a work nemesis. Wondering whether to get back into the game again?

I AM IN ESSEX

Thursday night white wine spritzer with a Twister.

I made Big Mac sauce at home and now I am the greatest dad in the world.

Some excellent and important reporting here thefence.substack.com/p/does-donal...

600mg Ibrupofen. Good night.

Just FYI I am going to absolutely hammer the cans tonight

Saturday me put the KitKats in the fridge. Legend.

Not much Bergamot chat on the TL today.

Might listen to a Galliano album this afternoon

Listening to some REM this morning. They’re great!

19 year old tells me al dente pasta is woke.

Working on a new concept: Sausages for tomorrow

19 year old is at work so just raiding the secret Lost Mary stash.

Working on a concept called Egg Gravity

Transcript (low confidence)

Off to Staines early this morning as apparently the Boots there has some Potassium Permanganate in stock. Hold tight.

Well & Boot at Waterloo a worthy successor to The Cabin: wildly overpriced lagers in the cafe-bar style with fellow suburban booze hounds.

FYI I’ve got a load of alcopops in the fridge.

Almost got run over by a Corrado Soprano lookalike in a Skoda Octavia.

To everyone trying to scam my mum and making her afraid to answer the phone: FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING PRICKS

Heard a woodpecker this morning lads! Is that a good omen? It feels like it should be.

Don't remember anyone saying this in the meeting, but the call transcript CAN'T BE WRONG.

Happy 9th Birthday to this absolute legend.

Forgot to mention, I made some garlic bread earlier in the week and it was delicious.

Listening to Tupac AND Mobb Deep on my way to Waitrose like I don’t even care about the beef.

Lunch: slice of salami + leftover pasta (small bowl) + two sausage rolls (cocktail) + coffee and walnut cake (small slice) + coffee. Sensational.

How come in 2026 the only hangover cure is drinking?

Debaser and Monkey Gone to Heaven have almost the same number of streams on Spotify. Coincidence? You decide.

I just did some excellent weather based small talk with the neighbour. Cc @1607westegg.bsky.social

Shiver and say the words of every lie you've heard.

Might get a hot apple pie for lunch.

Listening to some Chapterhouse on the 7.43 like a suburban Gen X legend.

No please, tell me about your token count.