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There’s just one valuable takeaway one should have from that garbled, medication-induced Trump speech: EASY COSBY PREY. NO QUAALUDES REQUIRED!

There has never been a face before that more accurately screams “empty balls.”

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Back in the day, this was called a grand mal seizure.

My girl’s definitely got the moves.

Todd Blanche looks like he has terrible dandruff.

Extremely masculine alpha grrrr.

To be the toaster brave enough to fling myself into that hot tub and save humanity.

Pam Bondi deserves an honorary Razzie for Worst Actress Pretending to Thumb Through Reams of Paper.

Lindsey watching Jacob Elordi in Frankenstein

WoW

Looking good,queen!

Rudy presumably catching a glimpse of his reflection

This man’s attorneys had to shift away from him in court because his “evacuation” issues were so malodorous they couldn’t breathe but go on, queen.

“I HAVE A COUNTRY TO RUN.”

Is that in any way connected to her giant forehead?

People are misunderstanding the “Trump asked Ghislaine to stop” thing. Obviously he was only concerned about his “spa girls” being “stolen,” not the trafficking.

I really miss the Crazy Rudy days of 2018.

“Sir, it’s time for your hourly dipey change.”

RFK did a drive-by sneeze near Trump so this long national nightmare should be over shortly.

Heidi Fleiss is everything one needs in an ex-madam with things to say while exotic birds likely shat on her head in the Charlie Sheen docuseries.

Melania really needs to lay off the plastic surgery.

This is the best one you’ve ever done. 😂

This is why @divinecomedyhq.bsky.social is one of the best songwriters of our time! 😂

The only thing that can save Disney now is a second season of Rennervations. 😬

My periodic reminder that I despise every motherfucker who voted for this.

Ali G(iardia)

Home values in Valhalla just immediately plummeted by 40%.

Real “sitting alone at the lunch table” vibes.

Nancy Mace looks like the type of woman who would be 5150d after being found eating her own feces in her neighbor’s yard.

What if Giuliani and Trump expire on the same day?!?

Using my Giuliani rep-to-truth interpretation software, it looks like a prostitute got the better of a drunk-as-fuck Rudy who presumably also shat his already urine-drenched pants.

I mean…he has a point.

Nancy Mace’s hair is a crime.

Akiva Schaffer and Danny Huston popped up at The Naked Gun screening at The Grove last night. Very funny film.

I’m beginning to think Trump actually owns Epstein Island.

On the plus side, Chuck Grassley is 115 years old and cannot have much time left on Earth.

This motherf—er is talking about Epstein Island like it’s seeing Oh, Mary before Cole Escola left.

My Los Angeles neighborhood today. 💙 cc: @markfrost.bsky.social

This is the July 4 story I’ve been waiting for. 🙏

BREAKING: Diddy and Karen Read now dating.

Same logic gave her that haircut.

Elon Musk has one clear skill: failure

Faces of fecklessness.

TRUMP IS HIGH AS FUCK.

Straw may be the worst movie ever made but I support a pricy lunch.

West Hollywood #NoKings protest getting started.

Donald Melba Trump (June 2025) Photo by Annie Leibovitz

Larry David should bring Curb Your Enthusiasm back just to kill off Cheryl Hines with measles.